That's So Raven quotes

Chelsea

[in strong British accent] Yeah, Liz Anya can't just sing cold!

Eddie

[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Y-Yeah, you see, Liz Anya's always better warmed up.

Raven

'[as Liz Anya] 'Just have Victor prepare my usual.

Ummm, Victor doesn't work here anymore!

SHHHHHH!!!!

Eddie

Don't SHHHHHH her!

Raven

[as liz Anya] GET ME J.LO!!!!

Chelsea

OHHHHHH, YOU DONE IT NOW!!!!

Chelsea

[calls Cory]

Raven

[as Liz Anya] Hey, girlfriend, you know I'm down here at Augustine's and this fool fired Victor! I-I know. She wants to talk to you.

S-She wants to talk to me!

Eddie

Don't look at the phone, brotha.

' Hi! Mrs. Lopez, I'm a really big fan.

Cory

If you want to see my back get Victor back!, [Victor walks in and hears Cory][Cory] Mom said all boys voice change when they get older. [Cory runs to his room immediately]

Tanya

You know there's going to be live enteriment opening night.

Raven

What? Mom..[Grabs mic] PEOPLE! PEOPLE! PEOPLE!, listen up people. Okay? This place has to be cool because, as we all know, it is a reflection upon me! So the following things are uncool. Mom scatting - yeah, that's got to go.

Raven

Two, Dad's face on these flyers - gotta go. [bobs head]

[tossing a tomato up and down] Just say the word, Dad. [kisses tomato]

Raven

Three, Corey - gotta go. You know what? Actually, make Cory number one. So from the top...

It... slipped?

Raven

My foot is gonna slip.

Raven

Come Here!

Raven

You guys! Major news! Devon Carter said that he's gonna try to make it to the grand opening. Do you know what this means?!?

Chelsea

Yeah, more work for us.

Raven

[giggles] Exactly! Chelsea, I'm gonna need a wardrobe conference and Eddie, I'm gonna need egg roll recipes.

Eddie

Ok, but, uh, what if we have other plans?

Raven

[snickers in disbelief] Plans that I don't know about? That is pretty hilarious! [bursts into laughter]

Eddie

But seriously, Rae. We do have other plans.

Raven

[skeptically] What y'all doin'?

Eddie

Actually, we're bowling and surfing.

Chelsea

Ye-yeah, right! Right. We are blurfing...Yes...

Raven

Blurfing?

Chelsea

Mmhmm.

Eddie

Y-yeah, see, uh, see you, uh, you bowl on a surf board and it's cool except for, you know, the, uh, the board scratches the lanes 'cause they still workin' out the kinks and stuff like that...

Raven

So, umm, y'all can't help out 'cause you gotta blurf?

Chelsea

Yeah, Rae. Well, ya know, it's not us. We're in a league, sorry. Eddie, we better go.

Eddie

Yeah, let's get up out of here.

Raven

Well now i know what 'Blurfing' is!

Victor

What did you see?

Raven

It was a disaster. Eddie and Chelsea they looked like they were about to..to [makes kissy face]...kiss.. [imitating kissy face]

Victor

So, why is that so bad?

Raven

Because dad, we have always been a threesome, if they become a twosome, then I become a onesome. Then if they break up we're gonna be three onesomes, which is definitely not as good as one threesome!

Victor

Rae, sometimes your visions aren't exactly what you think they are. Look, why don't you just ask Eddie and Chelsea straight up what's going on?

Raven

Yeah. I guess you're right.

Raven

Hey! So, what's going on with you two? [Raven glares suspiciously]

Nothing. [Innocently looking]

Raven

Oh? 'Cause, um, [sniffs and sucks teeth] lately it's kinda seemed like something.

Chelsea

Well, uh, sometimes nothing can seem like something... [trying to play it off]

Raven

And yet sometimes something can actually be 'something'.

Eddie

Unless it's nothing.

Raven

Nothing yet or nothing at all 'cause if it's nothing at all we can do it to-geth-er...

Eddie

Can't.

Raven

Why not?

Chelsea

Because if three people do nothing, then it actually becomes something.

Cory

C'mon, William.

For real?

Cory

Yeah! Just don't touch yourself.

Raven

[inside air vent] Dead bug, dead bug! Live bug, live bug!

Raven

[Arm inside vent, wheel of cheese rolls away] It had to be a wheel of cheese!

Raven

See before it was just 'Hey', now it's 'Hey Rae'

Victor

You're grounded!

Cory

For how long?!

Victor

Two weeks! Or until rats talk!

Tanya

[voicing Lionel] Homie!

Raven

[reading her poem in class] "My Love For Shoes", by Raven Baxter. 'SO many shoes but only two feet... I wish I could buy every pair that I meet...' [has a vision that she is on a catwalk] Oh, that is so cool! [sees everybody watching her confusedly] ...that I'm still in school... feelin' like a fool... just gonna sit in my stool... well, actually it's a seat, but it rhymes with-- OK, poem's over.

Victor

My baby made that dress!

Tanya

And I made that baby!

Victor

And I helped!

Raven

[to herself] Girl, you are so ready for that Blue Rain concert.

Victor

So am I!

Chelsea

Oh yeah, 'cause remember, Rae. 27 cats. Whoa. Meow!

Tanya

SHE'S STILL MYE-EEE-SHA-AAA!!! [awkward silence] Ain't that how it goes...?