[Inside Victor's new restaurant. Everyone is getting ready for opening night, Tanya is testing the microphone, after scatting]
You know there's going to be live enteriment opening night.
[Raven confused]
What? Mom..[Grabs mic] PEOPLE! PEOPLE! PEOPLE!, listen up people. Okay? This place has to be cool because, as we all know, it is a reflection upon me! So the following things are uncool. Mom scatting - yeah, that's got to go.
[Victor laughs, Tonya glares and he stops]
Two, Dad's face on these flyers - gotta go. [bobs head]
CBCorey Baxter
[tossing a tomato up and down] Just say the word, Dad. [kisses tomato]
Three, Corey - gotta go. You know what? Actually, make Cory number one. So from the top...
CBCorey Baxter
It... slipped?
You guys! Major news! Devon Carter said that he's gonna try to make it to the grand opening. Do you know what this means?!?
[giggles] Exactly! Chelsea, I'm gonna need a wardrobe conference and Eddie, I'm gonna need egg roll recipes.
Ok, but, uh, what if we have other plans?
[snickers in disbelief] Plans that I don't know about? That is pretty hilarious! [bursts into laughter]
But seriously, Rae. We do have other plans.
[skeptically] What y'all doin'?
Actually, we're bowling and surfing.
Ye-yeah, right! Right. We are blurfing...Yes...
Y-yeah, see, uh, see you, uh, you bowl on a surf board and it's cool except for, you know, the, uh, the board scratches the lanes 'cause they still workin' out the kinks and stuff like that...
So, umm, y'all can't help out 'cause you gotta blurf?
Yeah, Rae. Well, ya know, it's not us. We're in a league, sorry. Eddie, we better go.
Yeah, let's get up out of here.
Well now i know what 'Blurfing' is!
It was a disaster. Eddie and Chelsea they looked like they were about to..to [makes kissy face]...kiss.. [imitating kissy face]
Because dad, we have always been a threesome, if they become a twosome, then I become a onesome. Then if they break up we're gonna be three onesomes, which is definitely not as good as one threesome!
Rae, sometimes your visions aren't exactly what you think they are. Look, why don't you just ask Eddie and Chelsea straight up what's going on?
Yeah. I guess you're right.
Hey! So, what's going on with you two? [Raven glares suspiciously]
ECEddie & Chelsea
Nothing. [Innocently looking]
Oh? 'Cause, um, [sniffs and sucks teeth] lately it's kinda seemed like something.
Well, uh, sometimes nothing can seem like something... [trying to play it off]
And yet sometimes something can actually be 'something'.
Nothing yet or nothing at all 'cause if it's nothing at all we can do it to-geth-er...
Because if three people do nothing, then it actually becomes something.
Raven, Tanya and singer Myesha: [all in a spa, singing the trademark song of fictional singing diva Myesha] 'I'm just a simple girl with a private je-e-et... I got so much money and my friends are all in de-e-bt... I got a lot of diamonds on my hands and feet... but I'm still Myesha from up the street...'
SHE'S STILL MYE-EEE-SHA-AAA!!! [awkward silence] Ain't that how it goes...?
Raven and Myesha: Yeah!
