Chelsea quotes from That's So Raven

Chelsea

They kinda have to, Rae, they're both therapists. It's just kind of freaky when they tell me my times up and they'll see me next week.

Chelsea

Oh yeah, 'cause remember, Rae. 27 cats. Whoa. Meow!

Chelsea

I always wanted to win a real trophy! All we got at vegetarian camp was a half a cantaloupe filled with cottage cheese and seasonal berries.

Chelsea

That study party was off the heezy. It's just too bad that we're going to fail.

Chelsea

[gasps] Raven!

Raven

[gasps] Oh! I have the answers to Eddie's test!

Chelsea

No, you said Didi! That's my aunts name!

Chelsea

So what do you want, Rae?

Raven

You know what? I want you to be the one who's psychic so I'll be the one asking you, "So, watcha gonna do?"

Chelsea

Oh. So, watcha gonna do?

Chelsea

Yeah! Who wants to go party with the boys when you can come over to Rae's and have a nice study party!

Eddie

[sarcastically] Yeah, and afterwards, maybe we can sit around, do each other's toenails, and share our feelings!

Raven

So, Chelsea, what are we playing for?

Chelsea

Yes, we're playing for a nice cold root beer! Courtesy of...your mom and dad! Yes, your mom and dad! Makers of you and Cory.

Eddie

(sees Raven and Chelsea swinging outside) What are you doing?

Raven

(whispers) You got the...wrong answers.

Chelsea

(whisper) Your teacher...she changed the test!

Eddie

What?

Raven

Don't make us...

Chelsea

say it again.

Eddie

What am I gonna do? I don't know this stuff!

Raven

Just do...

Chelsea

the best...

you can!

Raven

Where you going?

Chelsea

To get something to drink.

Raven

[loud enough for Eddie and Corey to hear] Oh, I'll get something for you. Don't worry about that, Chelsea! [Eddie and Corey give her a baby bottle from behind the door] Here you go. There. I'll make sure it's good for you.

Chelsea

Thanks, but I was thinking something more like a soda.

Raven

Soda? Girl, do you know that stuff is bad for you? Milk brings strong bones. Got to work on it. I'll even join you... [they give her a soda from behind the door] with a nice soda.

Chelsea

[takes soda from Raven] Thanks.

Raven

Come on, Chels, you gotta talk to me sometime.

Chelsea

No, I don't. Go away!

Raven

I'll hit you.

Chelsea

You will not! [Raven punches Chelsea from behind the curtain] OW!

Chelsea

Rae, I don't think this petticoat seems very royal.

Raven

Well, if the royal queen doesn't want her royal hiney to be stuck by a royal pin, she's going to be royally quiet, alright, okay.

Raven

Okay, she's almost here. Which ones, these or these?

Chelsea

Rae, you always freak out every time your cousin Andrea comes in from Europe.

Raven

Girl, I am fine. I just need to know what hat says, you know, "Thanks for coming, but you need to go back to Paris."

Chelsea

Rae, she's only gonna be here for a little while.

Raven

Okay, I understand that, but does this belt say, "Just because we're relatives doesn't mean I have to like you"?

Chelsea

Ugh, it's locked!

Raven

I just said that.

Chelsea

I know.

Raven

I love this picture of me and my folks. We were so happy

Chelsea

Where's Cory?

Raven

He wasn't born yet. That's why we were so happy.

Raven

[as Liz Anya] Do you know who I be? Does you listen to music?

Eddie

[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Do you watch TV?

Chelsea

[as Liz Anya's executive] Do you carry a lunch box?