Eddie quotes from That's So Raven

Eddie

(about Mr. Petracelli) That cracking thing he does with his neck is nasty. My grandmother does that with her toes.

Eddie

(about Raven in her disguise) You don't even look like your mom. You look like you ate your mom.

Eddie

(to Cory) Well, look at it this way. In four years, you'll be fourteen, but then Chelsea will be nineteen and she still won't be looking your way. But by then, I'll be dating college girls!

Eddie

It was either this or a tube top.

Eddie

(about Loca) I think I got a new girlfriend and I'm scared.

Eddie

One time, I put a red sock in my whites and I'm still wearing pink underwear! (slight pause) I'ma need y'all to keep that to yourselves.

Eddie

[repeated line] Don't get me started!

Eddie

Just fake being sick. They can't get mad if you're sick.

Raven

I stopped doing that kind of stuff when I was 8. It's brilliant!

Eddie

Wait, wait, Rae Rae Did you have a vision? No, a vision about me dating a cheerleader? Or another cheerleader?

Raven

Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.

Chelsea

Yeah! Who wants to go party with the boys when you can come over to Rae's and have a nice study party!

Eddie

[sarcastically] Yeah, and afterwards, maybe we can sit around, do each other's toenails, and share our feelings!

Raven

[trying to tell Eddie he got the wrong test] You see what happened is they gave your Uncle Louie the wrong test! You see, so they gave him a completely wrong test! So, he got a totally wrong test! You see? Comprende?

Eddie

[not understanding] I don't have an Uncle Louie.

Raven, we're about to take a test!

Raven

But-

Raven, Eddie obviously doesn't care about his Uncle Louie!

Well, Eddie, you're done early.

Eddie

Yeah, well Spanish always comes easy to a brother.

[speaks to him in Spanish]

Eddie

Uh...salsa?

Eddie

(sees Raven and Chelsea swinging outside) What are you doing?

Raven

(whispers) You got the...wrong answers.

Chelsea

(whisper) Your teacher...she changed the test!

Eddie

What?

Raven

Don't make us...

Chelsea

say it again.

Eddie

What am I gonna do? I don't know this stuff!

Raven

Just do...

Chelsea

the best...

you can!

Cory

Miles' grandpa says this is how the players dress in Florida.

Eddie

Looks like your grandpa played you!

Eddie

Cuddles died?

Raven

Yeah, he died the same way he lived, on the wheel.