How many ping pong balls are in the jar?
[concentrates very hard] 237!
[looks at jar and finds answer is right, is amazed and scared] Chels, how'd you know that?
Isn't it obvious? [Raven and Eddie back away]
S2 E16Radio Heads
S2 E17A Goat's Tale
[talking about Gomez the goat] Oh, Chelsea's right, he doesn't look so good. What d'you thinks wrong with him, girl?
Maybe it was something he ate.
Well, he ate everything.
What do we do?
Okay. Mr. and Mrs. B, I need you to call Dr. Calvin, he's the best vet in town. Tell him it's Chelsea, and we have a goat down. Rae, you get some blankets. Cory, I need an ice pack. Eddie, you get a baby bottle with warm milk,
[Raven, Eddie, Cory, and Raven's parents stare at Chelsea]
Yeah, I know, it's me, now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
S2 E18He's Got the Power
[making wig for 70s night] You know 'cause he ditched us. And all the girls are like, "Ooh Eddie, you so cute. Ooh Eddie, you so rich! Oooh Eddie, you so psychic! Oooh Eddie you got the prettiest little eyes!!" [starts messing up wig]
Now that is ridiculous. I mean, who would watch a show about a teen psychic? [looks at camera/audience and smiles]
S2 E19Skunk'd
Rae isn't this a great spot
Wait a minute tree huggers, I ma coming...Whoo these boots were NOT made for walking
What is that smell?
Well Rae that would be fresh air
Well that has got ta go
Ohh yeah that's what I call fresh mountain pine
Didn't you notice any of the natural beauty on your ways up here?
You know what Chels? I actually did...
Oh well that's good!
There's was a beautiful rock that looked like a cell phone and on top of it girl was a little bird chirpping like a ringer chirp chirp.
I brought a tent in a tube.
[shakes tube]
Stand back people.
[Throws tube]
Now i wonder how u get it'back in the tube.
Yo im hopping on my way to the crib my cellys blowing up my little mommys on the phone saying 'Pappi what's up?' Now somebody scream!
OWOld Woman
We don't know what your saying!
S2 E21The Road to Audition
EEmmett
Well, well, well. What have we here?
Emmett, the world's most annoying hall monitor.
EEmmett
Hey! I didn't skip two grades to take any lip from the likes of you. What are you waiting for? Next time, it's detention! They fear me.
(while watching a video of Victor and Tanya dancing and Victor splits his pants) Oh! Looks like toast got burnt.
No one can find out that the new janitor is actually a talent scout from 'Undercover Superstar'!
CCrowd
'Undercover Superstar'?
Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.
You know what this means, every man for himself.
Or woman!
S2 E22The Lying Game
EREvil Raven
I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melt- [stops and looks at Cory] This is all...YOUR FAULT!!
S2 E23Numb and Number
[hiding under a table at the dentist's] I don't think I can! I don't think I can!
S2 E24My Big Fat Pizza Party
BBiker
Back off, Granny!
MMildred
Who you callin' Granny, dirtball?
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