Victor quotes from That's So Raven

Victor

I'll have my people call your people (looks at Raven and Cory) your mom says hi.

Victor

Cory, what happened?

Cory

Let's not point fingers, but it's all Raven's fault! (points at Raven)

Raven

Well now i know what 'Blurfing' is!

Victor

What did you see?

Raven

It was a disaster. Eddie and Chelsea they looked like they were about to..to [makes kissy face]...kiss.. [imitating kissy face]

Victor

So, why is that so bad?

Raven

Because dad, we have always been a threesome, if they become a twosome, then I become a onesome. Then if they break up we're gonna be three onesomes, which is definitely not as good as one threesome!

Victor

Rae, sometimes your visions aren't exactly what you think they are. Look, why don't you just ask Eddie and Chelsea straight up what's going on?

Raven

Yeah. I guess you're right.

Victor

You're grounded!

Cory

For how long?!

Victor

Two weeks! Or until rats talk!

Tanya

[voicing Lionel] Homie!

Victor

My baby made that dress!

Tanya

And I made that baby!

Victor

And I helped!

Raven

[to herself] Girl, you are so ready for that Blue Rain concert.

Victor

So am I!

Raven

But dad?

Victor

No, there's nothing you can say, you both are fired!

Victor

Did you finish that report?

Cory

Yep! All 500 words!

Victor

Black history is very, very, very important to me. There are many, many, many people to choose from...I see where this is going. Come on son, sit.

Cory

But dad, you only read 18 words.

Raven

Even if they did believe me, it wouldn't matter. I'm only one person, I can't change the world.

Victor

Rae, if Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. had that attitude, we'd all still be sitting in the back of the buses.

Victor

Oh, that's it! We're gonna bust them, we're gonna shut 'em down by any means necessary!

Tanya

Whoa, slow down Malcolm!

Raven

Dad, what's wrong? You look like you saw a ghost.

Victor

Worse. I saw a...Leonard Stevenson.

Chelsea

AAAAAAH! (Everyone looks at her) What? Sounded kind of scary.

Victor

Look I added a new dish to the menu: Jerk Chicken.

Chelsea

You're gonna eat a chicken and call it names!

Victor

It's Jamaican.

Chelsea

I don't care what ya making. It's still mean!

Raven

[as Dorthy] Why are you so mean?

Victor

[as the Wizard of Oz] Because I ain't got no body! Get it? I ain't got no body. I'm a big floating head, and - alright, get out of my sight!