(about Mr. Petracelli) That cracking thing he does with his neck is nasty. My grandmother does that with her toes.
S1 E1Mother Dearest
Raven (to Eddie): Okay, my parents have to meet with Petracelli and they are going to freak! How am I going to tell them?
Just fake being sick. They can't get mad if you're sick.
I stopped doing that kind of stuff when I was 8. It's brilliant!
(about Raven in her disguise) You don't even look like your mom. You look like you ate your mom.
Wait, wait, Rae Rae Did you have a vision? No, a vision about me dating a cheerleader? Or another cheerleader?
Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.
[gasps] Raven!
[gasps] Oh! I have the answers to Eddie's test!
No, you said Didi! That's my aunts name!
So what do you want, Rae?
You know what? I want you to be the one who's psychic so I'll be the one asking you, "So, watcha gonna do?"
Oh. So, watcha gonna do?
Yeah! Who wants to go party with the boys when you can come over to Rae's and have a nice study party!
[sarcastically] Yeah, and afterwards, maybe we can sit around, do each other's toenails, and share our feelings!
So, Chelsea, what are we playing for?
Yes, we're playing for a nice cold root beer! Courtesy of...your mom and dad! Yes, your mom and dad! Makers of you and Cory.
[speaking in Spanish] Stupido, stupido, stupido!
I hear your students might be switching to French!
French! I bet that new French teacher is behind this! Madam What's-Her-Face! I don't trust that woman. She's about as French as French fries and yet she prances around with her croissants and her international coffee like She's. All. That.
[trying to tell Eddie he got the wrong test] You see what happened is they gave your Uncle Louie the wrong test! You see, so they gave him a completely wrong test! So, he got a totally wrong test! You see? Comprende?
[not understanding] I don't have an Uncle Louie.
Raven, we're about to take a test!
But-
Raven, Eddie obviously doesn't care about his Uncle Louie!
Well, Eddie, you're done early.
Yeah, well Spanish always comes easy to a brother.
[speaks to him in Spanish]
Uh...salsa?
(sees Raven and Chelsea swinging outside) What are you doing?
(whispers) You got the...wrong answers.
(whisper) Your teacher...she changed the test!
What?
Don't make us...
say it again.
What am I gonna do? I don't know this stuff!
Just do...
the best...
RCRaven and Chelsea
you can!
S1 E4Wake Up, Victor
Cory, what happened?
Let's not point fingers, but it's all Raven's fault! (points at Raven)
Eddie (to Cory & Miles): What are you two wearing?
Miles' grandpa says this is how the players dress in Florida.
Looks like your grandpa played you!
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