Cory quotes from That's So Raven

Cory

[speaking in Spanish] Stupido, stupido, stupido!

Cory

PILLOW FIGHT!!

Cory

Well, baby, if that's what turns you on.

Cory

[hiding under a table at the dentist's] I don't think I can! I don't think I can!

Cory

(his cell phone rings and he answers it) Hello? This is Cory's phone. Cory Baxter speaking. Oh, hey, Larry. Man! Chill, I am sure your parents didn't move without telling you. Did you check in the kitchen? There see? All that crying for nothing. You're welcome. (looking confused) I...love you too? Bye.

Victor

Cory, what happened?

Cory

Let's not point fingers, but it's all Raven's fault! (points at Raven)

Cory

Miles' grandpa says this is how the players dress in Florida.

Eddie

Looks like your grandpa played you!

Chelsea

[in strong British accent] Yeah, Liz Anya can't just sing cold!

Eddie

[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Y-Yeah, you see, Liz Anya's always better warmed up.

Raven

'[as Liz Anya] 'Just have Victor prepare my usual.

Ummm, Victor doesn't work here anymore!

SHHHHHH!!!!

Eddie

Don't SHHHHHH her!

Raven

[as liz Anya] GET ME J.LO!!!!

Chelsea

OHHHHHH, YOU DONE IT NOW!!!!

Chelsea

[calls Cory]

Raven

[as Liz Anya] Hey, girlfriend, you know I'm down here at Augustine's and this fool fired Victor! I-I know. She wants to talk to you.

S-She wants to talk to me!

Eddie

Don't look at the phone, brotha.

' Hi! Mrs. Lopez, I'm a really big fan.

Cory

If you want to see my back get Victor back!, [Victor walks in and hears Cory][Cory] Mom said all boys voice change when they get older. [Cory runs to his room immediately]

Cory

C'mon, William.

For real?

Cory

Yeah! Just don't touch yourself.

Victor

You're grounded!

Cory

For how long?!

Victor

Two weeks! Or until rats talk!

Tanya

[voicing Lionel] Homie!

We want the clown!

Cory

No we don't!

We want the clown!

Cory

No we don't!

We want the clown!

Cory

No we don't!

Raven

You heard mom, Cory. Stealing is stealing, and you could go to jail!

Cory

[after he saw a bigger sized monkey key chain] I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief!

Chelsea

When did this become a one-woman show?

Cory

I guess when only one woman showed up.

Victor

Did you finish that report?

Cory

Yep! All 500 words!

Victor

Black history is very, very, very important to me. There are many, many, many people to choose from...I see where this is going. Come on son, sit.

Cory

But dad, you only read 18 words.

Cory

Nice look, Raven. Ha ha ha!

Raven

You know what? I wouldn't be laughing 'cause that's going to be you in the next 30 years.