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S4 E5

That '70s Show · Season 4, Episode 5

Kelso, Fez and others in “Bye-Bye Basement”

[The gang sees Fez come back from ballet practice]

Hey, uh, puffy-shirt guy called. He wants his puffy shirt back.

Things at ballet class have taken a turn for the worse. Somehow, I've become one of the girls...a hairy, brown girl.

Hey, uh, Fez does that shirt come with its own bicycle pump?

You should talk. [points at Eric's striped shirt] That shirt makes you look like a stick of Fruit Stripe gum.

God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?

Okay, that one was out of the park.

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