What are you doing in Canada?
What're you doing in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
We're part of an elite high school terrorist team. Strike Force Wisconsin! [Raises hands]
Uh, we just came here to get the beer. And I love Rush. Fly By Night! Ow! [raises arm]
Well, if ham's Canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon?!
Me no speakas English.
What's your business in Canada?
What's your business in Canada? [Mounties look at each other]
We're... getting beer.
Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change? [Looks at both mounties in turn]
Me no understando.
What's your reason for coming to Canada, eh?
What's your re-
Mountie #1 Shut up!
Yeah, I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau.
Been there.
Done that.
Beer. [Pause] Beer! BEER!
Are those snowshoes hard to walk in? They're tennis rackets, aren't they?
Wee foobie dibbie doobie.
Wee foobie...
Dibbie doobie...
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