[Fez and Jackie await the results of the Roller Disco competition with Donna and Kelso, who is not pleased]
And the winner of Kenosha's Annual Roller Disco Doo-dah is...Jackie Burkhart and...
Oh, my God! [Jackie hugs Fez]
Friend.
Fix! Fix!
I can't believe it! I'm so sorry I doubted you. You...You are my hero...My...my hunky, sexy, foreign skating hero!
And you are my...my spoiled, whiny skating princess.
Oh, Fez, thank you! [a tournament assistant gives them champagne] Yaaaay, champagne! Yaaay!
Yaaaay! Yaaay! [rubs Jackie's back]
[Shakes off Kelso] Get off me. Kelso, you booed us the entire time.
What? No! That was some rude guy. So I popped him one, and then I was goin', "Ooh," because I hurt my hand when I popped the rude guy. So... you're welcome. You wanna kiss it?
Let's go, Fez [they leave]
Hmm. Come on, Kelso. Look at the bright side.
What's the bright side?
The bright side is there isn't one. Fez has Jackie, and you have to squeeze out that marble.
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