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S3 E5

That '70s Show · Season 3, Episode 5

Eric, Earl and others in “Roller Disco”

[Red and Eric are summoned to testify about Earl's wrongful termination suit against Red]

I guess "violent" is the wrong word... but, you know, it's definitely some kind of rage. Although, I mean, you know, Earl had it coming. I love you, Daddy.

EEarl

[enters room panting] Oh, hey. Sorry I'm late.

MMediator

Hour and 10 minutes late. I can only assume you're Earl.

EEarl

Yeah. So, um, sorry. My, uh, dog got hit by a...a guy in a....

Car?

EEarl

Thanks, Red. So, what'd I miss?

MMediator

You missed everything. Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Mr. Forman, you...you scare the living hell out of me. No offense.

None taken.

That's kind of his thing.

MMediator

But, Earl, in light of your failure to show up for your own hearing... we have no choice but to rule in favor of Mr. Forman.

Yes, sir!

Way to go, Dad!

EEarl

Damn... dog.

MMediator

And Mr. Forman, even though this hearing did go your way today...in light of some of your son's responses... I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes.

Sure, I'll...I'll do that [Mediator leaves with Earl close behind]

Neat! Anger management. That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? We...We won. Hey! You and me...We're such a good team. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah. We did it. How about us, huh? Stickin' it to the man.

[obviously angry] I'll see you at home. [leaves room]

Wait. But, Dad, we...we drove here together!

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