[Kelso tries to find food in the Formans' cupboards.]
Actually, Kelso. You know what really makes you horny? Beets.
Yeah, right.
Nah, it's true, I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. Beet farmers with like, ten, 15 kids.
Man, how's come everything that's good for you always tastes so bad? [gets can opener and tries to open can of beets] I'm trying it!
[enters kitchen] Michael, honey, don't eat our beets! [gets can]
You know, Michael, Mrs. Forman's right. You're horny enough as it is. Sometimes, I wish you had two girlfriends. [gang looks at her]
Oh my God, are you serious?
What?
Nothing!
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