Eric, you've hardly touched your breakfast.
That's because I don't know what it is.
Well, it's just, it's eggs and hash and some…surprises!
Mom, why aren't you eating it?
Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person.
Is this rabbit?
No!
Mom, if Daddy gets a job, can we stop eating dog food?
Laurie, it is not dog food. And God, I hope so.
[walks in dressed in a suit and tie] So: would you hire me?
I'd hire you, Daddy! Especially if the position was world's best father.
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