Come let us be gay
Ah, my favourite part of the evening
S1 E11
My grandfather actually lost a leg in the war. It wasn't his. He was a doctor.
This section is known as Oak Corner. It was named by a fellow who had to be let go in the end due to a lack of imagination.
And if we all look out to the left, the bus will tip over.
As we always say in Melbourne. Take Photos, But Leave the Women Alone.
Just because you need nappies, doesn't mean you can't dance! That's my motto!
Yeah, we don't have beds anymore. We find that if we stack them in shelves and strap them in, its far more efficient!
I think cause our inmates like… inmates? Our clients like that personal… they like to feel, they like me to caress them in a friendly, no! We’re not like that!
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Of course your residents have a whole programme…
Residents! That’s the word I was looking for.
The items in the package were of a packaged nature, that’s the only information we have to date without a doubt it was probably one of the more packaged um, packages yet to be packaged.
Whenever you're feeling very very ill, get in the ring with Ozzie Boxing Phil.
[referring to Ozzie Phil's pies] They say that they are Australian pies but, where are they made?
New Zealand.
It says on the box "Made in Thailand".
That's Thailand on the north island of New Zealand.
Government regulation prohibit the following four activities: 1. Smoking. 2. Offensive language. 3. Offensive smoking. And 4. Smoking language.
Anyone trespassing on the ground will be fined $500 and be forced to eat a shoe.
How do you do it with the ladies? What's your secret?
Well, first I listen to them. I look at them and then I touch them.
Listen for his opening line that he's famous for.
Nice gloves.
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