Bob Franklin quotes from Thank God You're Here

Bob Franklin

This section is known as Oak Corner. It was named by a fellow who had to be let go in the end due to a lack of imagination.

Bob

As we always say in Melbourne. Take Photos, But Leave the Women Alone.

[as Michelle, Bob's wife] I feel like we are drifting apart. There's no communication. He's always out with his mates or at home drinking in front of the television.

Heidi Arena

[As a marriage guidance counselor] How do you respond to that, Gary?

Bob Franklin

That's a problem, apparently. Make of that what you will.

Heidi

How would you describe your love life?

Bob

I think it's terrific! It's a shame Michelle isn't involved in it.