Tony Martin quotes from Thank God You're Here

Please state your names.

Sir Michael with the big sword.

Sir Guy of Sebastian.

Hamish Blake

Darren the Nitpicky, and it's an oval table not a round table, I'm a bit dissapointed.

Sir Lady Brian the Boy of Lady.

You are going to fight the enemy territory of...

Mulgrave.

What are you fighting for?

Ah... Brasher's record voucher.

Can you give me one good reason why this city needs you?

[As "Flashman"] No, not one good reason but, three good reasons. [pause] Maybe just the one would be good though in this instance.

Jerry, you must be very excited because you just opened your new restaurant.

[As a chef] I know and I'm a dentist!

What is going on here?

[As a SWAT officer] Renovation Rescue!

What will your tactics be for the race?

[As a Jockey] I'll be attempting to go the other way around the track to confuse the other horses.