Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 1
It's okay, Karai. It's me, Mikey- your brother.
Karai, remember us. We're your friends. Remember who you are.
She's becoming more snake-like by the hour. She doesn't understand, Leo.
She understands, Donnie. You're changing, Karai. We want to help you.
Leo.
(Manages to revert between her human and snake forms)
Whoa.
Help me. Pleassse.
Come back with us. Karai.
No. Too dangerousss.
Karai's still out there. The last thing she said to me was the word "comet."
So what's that mean? A giant comet's coming? The Earth's doomed?
Seems like it could be a location. Maybe where she's hiding out.
Karai. I know you're here, come out. You don’t have to be afraid anymore.
(Karai comes out of hiding)
We can help you- with this.
(Sprays the retro-mutagen on Karai, but nothing happens)
It doesn’t work. Donnie?!
I told you, Leo. Karai is special. She's not a normal mutant.
It was all for nothing?
It doesn’t matter. You can come home with us, Karai. We'll take care of you, I promise.
No. Too dangerous. My mind is going...
Then...then why did you want us to find you?
Wanted...to say...goodbye to all of you.
(Disappears into the water)
No! Karai! We’ll figure out a way to help you, Karai. I promise.
Hmm, I do believe this plutonium should react flawlessly with the sodium bicarbonates. What do you think, Professor Ice Cream Kitty? Perhaps we should add this hyperbole solution to Donnie's Retro-Mutagen.
[sees Mikey] Mikey... HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SHELL?!?!?!
[in a British accent] Pish-posh and tut-tut, my good man!
Are you kidding!? You do one awesome thing and you can't even remember how you did it!!?
Donatello, be glad that Michelangelo's tomfoolery yielded the gift that it did. You must find all the humans and turn them back.
We don't even know where they are.
I think I do. They were taken to Dimension X by the Kraang. I see them in my dreams. Millions of people, trapped there.
Leatherhead!
Pigeon Pete?
Dr. Rockwell?
Yes. The Kraang experimented on me, giving me psychic powers, and accidentally returning my vast intellect in the process.
(blows raspberry at Donnie, saying how he's smarter)
Rockwell's the brains of team.
Going to my home turf!? Forget about it!
Here's Kraang-y!
Everything is here, Shredder. From mixing vats, chemicals- You name it.
You have done well to bring this factory to my attention, Hun. It will be adequate for my plans.
I have one request. Since this factory is on Dragon territory, perhaps I should be in charge.
So be it. Success is to be rewarded as failure is to be punished.
Oh my gosh. Guys, this is even worse then I thought. Shredder's mixture- it's not an explosive.
So what is it?
I think he's working on a mind-control serum. If it works, he could use it on Karai or us or every single person in New York City.
Is not grocery list! Is chemicals to make ultimate mind-control serum for snake-girl Karai.
They saw something, but they don't know what.
[on TV] And that "something" seemed to be four human-sized mutant turtles.
At least she doesn't know they're ninjas.
[on TV] And they appeared to be carrying ninja weapons.
Or that they're named after artists?
[on TV] Furthermore, they may also be…
[turns off the TV, annoyed] Oh, doesn't she ever shut up?
[angrily, turns on his sons] How could you all be so careless!? Secrecy is the most important rule of the ninja, and you have broken it! You four are forbidden from leaving the lair!
[shocked, enraged] What!? You can't hold that sloppy escape against us! We got slimed with toxic puke!
[angrily] Silence!
But, Sensei, if that pile of muck took us down, you know he's dangerous.
Which means we need to be out there looking for him.
[angrily] No! Until I decide I can trust you to watch yourselves, you will remain here, grounded! [storms off as The Turtles disappointed at this.]
[groans]
Oh, yeah. Crognard marathon.
[Throws his staff at the television set] And no TV!
[Meanwhile… The turtles are in Mikey’s room.]
Muckman's running on more than mutagen. Whatever garbage he's made up of directly affects our mutated DNA.
Ugh, there's only one cure for Muckman fever. Crognard. [Splinter overhears it and, still mad at them, he confiscates the VCRs. Mikey kneels and groans in distraught. Donnie takes out his phone and the others watch as Joan reports the news.]
[The Turtles sneak out of the lair when...]
[angrily, comes out of his dojo] Did you not hear what I sa… [sees that his sons are in the living room, doing their activities. Splinter leaves. The Turtles try to leave, but were shocked when Splinter blocked their exit with an angry look on his face. April decides to help out by making a distraction.]
Oh, oh, whoa! Uh, help!
[April falls and Splinter catches her.]
April! What happened? Did you… [sees that his sons are already gone.] [unhappy] April.
[nervously smiling] Um, thanks for the save?
So that means we can watch Crognard again, right?
[offscreen, throws a dagger and breaks Mikey's T-Phone] No, you are still grounded. [knocks each turtle with a hit. The turtles groan in pain, because this is not the reaction they've been looking for. April slowly tried to get away, but she was caught by him, realizing that she was next.]
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