TV show quotes
[notices some Kraang tech] Hey, what's this? [picks up the Kraang tech, Donnie snatches it back] That looks like the stuff those guys were stealing.
That's impossible. It's Kraang tech.
[puzzled] What- what's a "Kraang"?
If we told you, we'd have to kill you. [pauses] You see, the Kraang are aliens from another dimension. [Leo elbows him to stop]
[After Raph is bitten by Fishface]
Raph! [picks him up] Are you alright?
[woozily] I'm fine...[smiling] I love you.
HE'S NOT FINE!
[on the phone with Donnie] Donnie, we need help!! Raph's been bitten by a giant, poisonous, robotic fish!!
That's not possible! If he was bitten, then it's venom, not poison.
Interesting, interesting. GET OVER HERE!!
What are his symptoms?
He keeps telling me I'm the smartest guy he knows.
Okay, okay, he's delusional.
[Raph, Leo and Mikey try to push the Shellraiser]
Are you sure the parking brake's not on?
For the hundredth time, YES! [notices that the parking brake is on] Oh, wait. [turns it off] Sorry, guys! Try it now.
DONNIE!
I know I've seen this symbol; it's so familiar.
The Olympics!
No!
I got it! The Olympics!
Stop guessing! Obviously it's a Kraang signal.
But from where?
The Olympics!
QUIT IT!!
It's beautiful. Uh, Scientifically speaking.
Well, if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
Do you, Donatello, take this portal to be your lawfully wedded....
Knock it off!
Halt, Kraang!
The halting of Kraang would not be what the turtles shall be doing to Kraang.
Wrong! The halting of Kraang would be exactly what the turtles... Just halt!
Alright, Roachie, it's time to meet your maker!
Wait, isn't that me?
Exactly. Go get 'im, tiger!
I'm sorry I tried to smash you, OK? I'm sorry. I've learned a very important lesson. I'll never be cruel again, just leave me alone!
On one condition.
Aah! Anything!
Be good to Michelangelo!
Aaghh! [realizes what he just heard] What?!
Let him read your comics once in a while.
[turns to see Mikey] MIKEY!!!! [kicks his shell]
Ow! So much for learning your lesson.
Hey, Baxtin!
It's Baxter.
I was wondering, what made you so interested in a career of super villainy?
Well, since you won't be around to read my autobiography, I'll tell you. I was a frail, and delicately sensitive young child.
Well, there's a surprise.
I had intended to one day pass this on to my daughter. But I would like you to have it.
It's beautiful.
Yes. And...
[throws the Tessen fan at the Sacred Tree]
I think we found my weapon.
I thought you were better than this! I thought you were my friend! How could you betray me! You're just as shortsighted and obsessed as Shredder!!
You said yourself how bad Shredder is! Why are you protecting him!? You said he drives you crazy!
He drives me crazy because he's my father!
Your father!? Shredder is your father? You're Shredder's daughter?
[The Kraang ship flies closer]
We gotta stop that thing!
Our deal's off! You want a feud? You got one!
Hey, the stealth bike's my thing!
Now your thing is sucking it up.
Hey, that's my thing!
Leo, it's not that bad. You blew up the Kraang ship.
[dejected] But I also blew our chance to get Karai on our side.
Look, she's Shredder's daughter! His blood! She was never gonna be on our side!
Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I just was believing what I wanted to.
I've been there, dude. For me, it was leprechauns.
Are you seriously comparing what I am going through to the time you found out leprechauns aren't real?
Leprechauns aren't real!?
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