Look, guys, Raph and I may be better fighters, but you´re still an important part of this team.
[annoyed] As important as you two?
[Leo and Raph look at each other.]
LeoHumm... Very important. We shouldn't compare ourselves. It's like apples and oranges.
[Muttering] Yeah, if apples were way better, which they are.
You guys think of us as some kind of... B Team!
Good one, Dr. Namenstein. We'll call you "The B Team"!
We are not taking that monster home with us!
He's not a monster! He's a giant, Kraang-crushing, mutant alligator monster! [realizes what he just said] I just said "monster", didn't I?
RDRaphael, Donatello and Leonardo
Yeah.
Well, you know what I meant!
I thought you meant "monster".
Leo
Mm-hm.
No, Leonardo. I am not. It seems your enemy, Dr. Victor Falco, has returned and he now calls himself "the Rat King." He will not stop until he has total control over every rat in the city...and my mind.
Leo
Sensei?
Everything I knew is gone- my wife, my daughter, even my humanity. You four are all I have left.
And the award for worst leader goes to-
Leo
How am I the worst leader?
If we did this my way, Snakeweed would be toast by now!
Ugh, that'd be some nasty toast.
Leo
This way would've worked if you hadn't wasted time second-guessing my orders!
Don't give bad orders, and I won't second-guess 'em!
Leo
You know what, Raph? If you think you could do better, why don't you lead?
First good idea you've had all day!
[Both growl at each other. Mikey cuts in.]
We'll compromise. I'll lead.
[Raph and Leo give him death glares. Mikey smiles sheepishy and steps away.]
Leo
Fine, Raph, the team's yours. I'm out of here. [walks away]
I can't believe he's gone.
Aw, don't worry, Mikey. Leo... just needs some space. [Mikey gives him an annoyed look] You meant the pizza guy, didn't you?
We're thinking somebody should start talking!
Leo
I should have told you about Karai sooner, but I really thought there was a chance she would be good. And I guess I... sort of liked her. Go ahead, laugh.
Dude, I can't believe you trusted her.
I can't believe you didn't trust us enough to tell us.
Leo
I was wrong, I'm really sorry.
[Raph, Leo and Mikey try to push the Shellraiser]
Are you sure the parking brake's not on?
For the hundredth time, YES! [notices that the parking brake is on] Oh, wait. [turns it off] Sorry, guys! Try it now.
LMLeo, Mikey and Raph
DONNIE!
It's beautiful. Uh, Scientifically speaking.
Well, if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
Do you, Donatello, take this portal to be your lawfully wedded....
Leo
Knock it off!
I thought you were better than this! I thought you were my friend! How could you betray me! You're just as shortsighted and obsessed as Shredder!!
You said yourself how bad Shredder is! Why are you protecting him!? You said he drives you crazy!
He drives me crazy because he's my father!
Your father!? Shredder is your father? You're Shredder's daughter?
[The Kraang ship flies closer]
Leo
We gotta stop that thing!
Our deal's off! You want a feud? You got one!
Leo, it's not that bad. You blew up the Kraang ship.
[dejected] But I also blew our chance to get Karai on our side.
Look, she's Shredder's daughter! His blood! She was never gonna be on our side!
Leo
Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I just was believing what I wanted to.
I've been there, dude. For me, it was leprechauns.
Leo
Are you seriously comparing what I am going through to the time you found out leprechauns aren't real?
Leprechauns aren't real!?
[with Leo's katana swords] Look, I'm Leo. [deeper pitched voice] Guys, shh. We have to be quiet. Ninjas are quiet. Quiet down.
[Raph and Donnie laugh]
Leo
[offended] I sound nothing like that!
[sarcastically] Yes, that's why we're laughing, because you sound nothing like that.
Hey, Raph! Fire the weapons!
See, that's your problem. If I were in charge of weapons, I'd be firing at things all the time. That mailbox, blam! That newsstand, boom! That port-a-potty, splat!
Leo
And that's why you're not in charge of the weapons. Now get back to your station and tell me which way to go.
Hmm... okay. Uh, you should turn right. [Leo turns right] ...three blocks ago.
[Leo, Donnie and Raph groan.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
