Shredder quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Shredder

Rocksteady, you mutant mutton-head! You missed the co-ordinates completely.

Rocksteady

Aw, what's the difference, boss? A swamp is a swamp.

Shredder

Bees! [they escape from the swarm by jumping into a muddy pond] Now, what do you have to say for yourself?

Rocksteady

Uhh... how about, "oops?"

Bebop

You always did have a way with words.

Leonardo

Surrender, Shredder.

Shredder

Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]

Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]

Leonardo

I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.

April

Not a chance, Shredder!

Shredder

As your wish.

Irma

Oh, boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.

Shh. [Irma backs into a stack of paint cans and knocks them over]

Shredder

The turtles! Get them!

Donatello

Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?

Michelangelo

Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.

Leonardo

Amazing.

Donatello

Astonishing.

Raphael

Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.

Shredder

No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.

Leonardo

It's Shredder!

Shredder

Where!? Where!?

Raphael

Psst! Yo, April.

April

Turtles, what are you doing here?

Shredder

Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?

April

[gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-

Leonardo

[covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.

Shredder

I'll take that.

Sure, for $19.95 you will.

Shredder

Don't be ridiculous, villains don't pay for things.

Shredder

Very well. The brainalyzer is sensitive to both thoughts and emotions. It will drain the knowledge right out of your head. [He turns on the machine and it starts sparking]

"Ha ha ha ha! Sensitive to emotions, huh? Then you know what I think? I think you're a complete and utter total jerk, man. Yeah, you, and all your sleazoid goons! You have, like, no sense of hospitality whatsoever. You haven't offered me so much as a cheeseburger since I got here! You're ugly! You're stupid!

Shredder

GET IT OFF HER!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "2009"]

April

What do you a favorite song, Irma?

Irma

Yes, April? I like it song.

Mr. Thompson

[Irma playing the guitar] Alright, enough for that. [guitar stops] That's quite enough for that. This notes is loses your patience.

Shredder

No!

Raphael

Where you think you're going?!

Leonardo

[Shredder grabs Irma, Rocksteady and Bebop grabs April] Let her two go, Shredder, or answer together!

Mr. Thompson

Drop both for her!

Not there!

It's Bebop, Rocksteady, Shredder & Dregg.

Dregg

My name's Dregg. [grabs Irma] Gotcha!

Irma

Put me down! Hey!!!

Dregg and Shredder, get your hands off her!

Shredder

[snap fingers] Tied her up.

You got it, boss!

Irma

[ties rope by Dregg, Bebop & Rocksteady] Shredder, what do you thinking you doing?!

April

Untie up, Shredder, or release her!

Another one! Seize her!

Rocksteady

Gotcha!

April

Uh-oh!

Shredder

Another one! Tied her up, you will not get away this time.

Bebop

Got it, boss.

April

[ties rope] Dregg, Shredder, don't try her again?!

You can't tied ropes!

Shredder

What's this turtles! Get them!

Shredder! Get your hands off with April and Irma.

Raphael

Michelangelo, are you okay.

Splinter

What's a matter?

Leonardo

Did you April and Irma Tied her up?

Donatello

They Dregg get away?

Raphael

Gravity to do that.

Shredder

Grab the Irma!

Vernon

Uh-oh. SHREDDER?

Michelangelo

It's Shredder!

Donatello

Oh, no.

Leonardo

Perhaps in the sewers pizzas to do.

Shredder

Rocksteady, Bebop, grab Irma and April!

Raphael

Shredder, you leave the two alone!

Shredder

Well, well. Another one. Seize her!

Rocksteady

Come on, you might yourself.

Shredder

No! Not there!

It's Shredder.

Shredder

Thirty-one minutes. For once, you didn't make it on time, turtles.

Donatello

Channel 6 is still there.

Raphael

I knew he was bluffing!

Shredder

I never bluff. [the Channel 6 building explodes behind Shredder]