Irma quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

April

Oh, no. Raphael?

Mr. Thompson

Donatello?

Vernon

Leonardo?

Irma

Michelangelo?

April

Turtles, where are you?

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Drunk on You 2" by Luke Bryan]

April

What do you a favorite song?

Irma

Yes, April O'Neil?

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Old Boots, New Dirt 2" by Jason Aldean]

April

What do you a favorite song, Irma Langinstein?

Irma

Yea, April? I like is it song for that's that.

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Large Yellow Tractor"] Well nicely to song huh.

April

Forget it, Irma?

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "The Polar Express" by The Polar Express]

April

Forget it, Irma?

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "2009"]

April

What do you a favorite song, Irma?

Irma

Yes, April? I like it song.

Mr. Thompson

[Irma playing the guitar] Alright, enough for that. [guitar stops] That's quite enough for that. This notes is loses your patience.

Shredder

No!

Raphael

Where you think you're going?!

Leonardo

[Shredder grabs Irma, Rocksteady and Bebop grabs April] Let her two go, Shredder, or answer together!

Mr. Thompson

Drop both for her!

Irma

[?] Welcome to the Channel VI, Melton.

Not a chocolate cake!

Irma

?

Nono, please! Not-- [?] ?

Not there!

It's Bebop, Rocksteady, Shredder & Dregg.

Dregg

My name's Dregg. [grabs Irma] Gotcha!

Irma

Put me down! Hey!!!

Dregg and Shredder, get your hands off her!

Shredder

[snap fingers] Tied her up.

You got it, boss!

Irma

[ties rope by Dregg, Bebop & Rocksteady] Shredder, what do you thinking you doing?!

April

Untie up, Shredder, or release her!

Another one! Seize her!

Rocksteady

Gotcha!

April

Uh-oh!

Shredder

Another one! Tied her up, you will not get away this time.

Bebop

Got it, boss.

April

[ties rope] Dregg, Shredder, don't try her again?!

You can't tied ropes!

Shredder

What's this turtles! Get them!

Shredder! Get your hands off with April and Irma.

Raphael

Michelangelo, are you okay.

Splinter

What's a matter?

Leonardo

Did you April and Irma Tied her up?

Donatello

They Dregg get away?

April

I know then October.

Leonardo

1! 1!

Michelangelo

2! 2!

Donatello

3! 3!

Raphael

4! 4!

Irma

5! 5!

April

6! 6!

Superheroes!

Superheroes? What happened to superheroes?

Tiffany

Cowabunga!

Mr. Thompson

Oh, Irma! Either you knock it off, or you're fired!?!

Irma

Sorry, Chief, but the city needs me.

Irma

Well, it's nice to know that prison life isn't all bad.

[off-screen; to Vernon and Irma] Nono, please! [?] Not-! That's disgusting!

Vernon

[groaning] Speaking of things that are bad!

Irma

Ew! Yuck! I've never seen such revolting looking food in my life.

Shredder

No! Not there!

It's Shredder.

Irma

Brrr. It's freezing. [shivering] April, it's freezy.

April

Irma, you're freezing?! Come on, Irma, let's go home and let's take in temperature in her mouth, right Raphael.

Raphael

I'm not sure into freeze. Take a attack of Shredder. [cut into the house Irma lies down with a temperature in her mouth]

April

[pauses; takes the temperature] Well, temperature in 52.7, perhaps to turtles have -77 degrees snowy day.

Irma

[groaning] I know, April.

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Super Turtle"]

April

Are you kidding me, Irma?!

Irma

I like it to singing, right.

April

Perhaps to sewers with the turtle.

April?

April

What?!

Save the turtles.

Leonardo

AAAHH!! IT'S SHREDDER!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Life Changes II" by Thomas Rhett]

April

Oh, no. Irma, what are you doing in there?

Leonardo

I suppose to be sewers pizza and do nothing.

Irma

I will perhaps to beginning singing together.

April

No it's not, perhaps to sewers to pizza.

Raphael

AAHH! SHREDDER ATTACK!!