April O'Neil quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Raphael

No isn't.

April

Hello? Is someone there? Irma?!

Not so fast!

Not there!

It's Bebop, Rocksteady, Shredder & Dregg.

Dregg

My name's Dregg. [grabs Irma] Gotcha!

Irma

Put me down! Hey!!!

Dregg and Shredder, get your hands off her!

Shredder

[snap fingers] Tied her up.

You got it, boss!

Irma

[ties rope by Dregg, Bebop & Rocksteady] Shredder, what do you thinking you doing?!

April

Untie up, Shredder, or release her!

Another one! Seize her!

Rocksteady

Gotcha!

April

Uh-oh!

Shredder

Another one! Tied her up, you will not get away this time.

Bebop

Got it, boss.

April

[ties rope] Dregg, Shredder, don't try her again?!

You can't tied ropes!

Shredder

What's this turtles! Get them!

Shredder! Get your hands off with April and Irma.

Raphael

Michelangelo, are you okay.

Splinter

What's a matter?

Leonardo

Did you April and Irma Tied her up?

Donatello

They Dregg get away?

April

I know then October.

Leonardo

1! 1!

Michelangelo

2! 2!

Donatello

3! 3!

Raphael

4! 4!

Irma

5! 5!

April

6! 6!

Superheroes!

Superheroes? What happened to superheroes?

Tiffany

Cowabunga!

Splinter

Perhaps in to sewers about that pizzas.

Mr. Thompson

April, get in there.

April

Oh, we'll be right back.

Shredder

No! Not there!

It's Shredder.

Irma

Brrr. It's freezing. [shivering] April, it's freezy.

April

Irma, you're freezing?! Come on, Irma, let's go home and let's take in temperature in her mouth, right Raphael.

Raphael

I'm not sure into freeze. Take a attack of Shredder. [cut into the house Irma lies down with a temperature in her mouth]

April

[pauses; takes the temperature] Well, temperature in 52.7, perhaps to turtles have -77 degrees snowy day.

Irma

[groaning] I know, April.

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Super Turtle"]

April

Are you kidding me, Irma?!

Irma

I like it to singing, right.

April

Perhaps to sewers with the turtle.

April?

April

What?!

Save the turtles.

Leonardo

AAAHH!! IT'S SHREDDER!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Life Changes II" by Thomas Rhett]

April

Oh, no. Irma, what are you doing in there?

Leonardo

I suppose to be sewers pizza and do nothing.

Irma

I will perhaps to beginning singing together.

April

No it's not, perhaps to sewers to pizza.

Raphael

AAHH! SHREDDER ATTACK!!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "If I Didn't Have You 2" by Monsters, Inc.]

April

Forget it, Irma, you're not suppose watching the Monsters, Inc.

Irma

I anything keep it singing, right.

Dregg

[grabs Irma] Gotcha!

Vernon

Let her go!

Mr. Thompson

Irma, let her go! I suppose to be turtles!

Shredder

[to April] Dregg, Bebop, Rocksteady, seize her!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "1764"]

April

Stop singing, Irma?

Irma

Oops. Sorry.

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Baby Shark 2" by The Learning Station]

April

Irma, I gonna idea.

Irma

Yeah, I like it singing.

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Reason II" by Unspoken] I like that song, it's my 17th birthday. Ta-dah! I supposes to leader huh.

April

Forget it, Irma, I'm stay channel 6 news to do.

Dregg

Not there, you fools!

Leonardo

It's Lord Dregg.