Leonardo quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Irma

Well, it's nice to know that prison life isn't all bad.

[off-screen; to Vernon and Irma] Nono, please! [?] Not-! That's disgusting!

Vernon

[groaning] Speaking of things that are bad!

Irma

Ew! Yuck! I've never seen such revolting looking food in my life.

Leonardo

Irma, Vernon, where did you come from?

Vernon

It's too painful to talk about.

Leonardo

Perhaps in the sewers pizzas to do.

Shredder

Rocksteady, Bebop, grab Irma and April!

Raphael

Shredder, you leave the two alone!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Super Turtle"]

April

Are you kidding me, Irma?!

Irma

I like it to singing, right.

April

Perhaps to sewers with the turtle.

April?

April

What?!

Save the turtles.

Leonardo

AAAHH!! IT'S SHREDDER!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Life Changes II" by Thomas Rhett]

April

Oh, no. Irma, what are you doing in there?

Leonardo

I suppose to be sewers pizza and do nothing.

Irma

I will perhaps to beginning singing together.

April

No it's not, perhaps to sewers to pizza.

Raphael

AAHH! SHREDDER ATTACK!!

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "Reason II" by Unspoken] I like that song, it's my 17th birthday. Ta-dah! I supposes to leader huh.

April

Forget it, Irma, I'm stay channel 6 news to do.

Dregg

Not there, you fools!

Leonardo

It's Lord Dregg.