2nd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987): in 66 of its 170 quotesRaphael (45), Donatello (36), Michelangelo (24)
Scenes with Leonardo 60
Smooth move, Michelangelo. What are you doing with that stupid cap on?
Leonardo [to Michelangelo] And why did you take the starcruiser?
Oh, I took the starcruiser to earn some extra dough delivering pizzas.
Extra dough? You mean pizza dough.
Never mind that, dudes. I just found out I've been hauling pizzas for Shredder.
Leonardo Shredder?
Boy, I know the villain business has been bad lately, but that's ridiculous.
No, listen, Shredder put a homing device in the pizza, disguised as an anchovy. It was supposed to lead him to our lair.
LD Leonardo and Donatello
Ahh!
Shredder's gonna be really steamed. When he finds out he's following the Rat King.
Leonardo He's gonna be even madder when he finds out we're following him. Come on!
Leonardo Surrender, Shredder.
Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]
RK Rat King
Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]
Leonardo I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.
Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!
Leonardo Did you hiccup?!
RM Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo
Three sailors?
You're gonna problem with that?!
Those cardboard cutouts will get their attention, while we attack them from the side.
PD Pizza Delivery Guy
Excuse me. Which one of you ordered the pizza with chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce?
Yo, dude. Right here. [grabs a pizza, opens it and eats it]
Leonardo I think we've got you, Raphael.
My beautiful strategy done in by a pizza.
The winners of the next contest will be champions for the day.
It's time for you to get motivated, Michelangelo.
Leonardo It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?
April, can I have a glass of water?
Could you get me another blanket?
Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!
Leonardo What is it?
He looks like a giant turtle.
Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
M Metalhead
I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.
Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?
Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.
Leonardo Amazing.
Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.
No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
Leonardo It's Shredder!
Turtles, what are you doing here?
Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?
[gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-
Leonardo [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.
That guy's seen too many Filthy Harry movies.
Leonardo Come on. We better stop him.
Why us? Let the cops handle him.
Think, Raphael. He pops in and out of the sewers. He fights crime. He knows Kung Fu.
In other words, people are gonna think he's us.
Leonardo Now do you see why we have to stop him?
Yeah. Our reptile reputations will get a bad rap.
Well, so much for those bugs. And Krang's giant knucklehead.
Leonardo And we couldn't have done it without you, Casey.
Yeah, you are truly.... [he turns around to see that Casey has left] ...gone.
How do you like that? He didn't even say goodbye.
Leonardo He was a strange guy. Reckless, dangerous, and totally violent.
Leonardo Somehow, I got the feeling he'll cross our paths again.
CJ Casey Jones
[he has overheard the conversation from afar] Somehow, I got a feeling he's right.
I don't believe it! We finally got rid of Shredder.
And best of all, before he could get his evil hands on Channel 6's latest transmitting equipment.
Leonardo Knowing him, he would've turned it into some powerful new weapon of destruction.
Do you realize what this means, dudes?
Yeah. Turtles retire with honour.
Leonardo I can resume my studies of the martial arts.
I can get back to my inventions.
I can get back to making pizzas.
I don't know about you, but this turtle can use a well-deserved vacation. You know, London. Paris. Borneo. Some real fun.
Leonardo We're being invaded by giant vines!
Do you realize what this means?
Somebody traded our cow for a handful of beans? [They all start shouting as the vines tangle around them]
It's the rays from the Professor's molecular intensifier! It actually works!
Leonardo It's a Neutrino baby. She must have come through a portal.
Here's a note. "Dear Ninja Turtles, please keep an eye on our Tribble. We'll dig you later, Gizzla and Zenter”. [While he’s reading, Tribble climbs out of the basket, onto the floor, and crawls away]
This diaper dudette must be their offspring.
Leonardo They wouldn't have sent her unless there was real trouble.
Well, there's real trouble right here in Sewer City. Tribble has disappeared. Oh, great. Two minutes on the job, and we're blowing it."
Oh, man, this is too much! How can you guys watch that big phony?
Dude, he's no phoney. [He uses the remote to turn the TV back on] Rondo's totally cool!
It's only a commercial for his new movie, Raphael.
Yeah, and look what April got us; four tickets to the premier of it. "Rondo VIII: Hit Hardest."
Yeah, I think I'll wait for the home video.
Leonardo And I need to do my ninja workout.
Don't pass this one up, dudes. The theatre is serving free pizza.
Leonardo On the other hand—
It is a unique cultural event.
And we wouldn't want to disappoint April.
Leonardo Where are you going, Donatello? The movie doesn't start for a couple of hours.
Oh, April arranged for me to use the City College biology lab this week.
Leonardo There's April now.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) · 170 quotes
Leonardo
