2nd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987): in 66 of its 170 quotesRaphael (45), Donatello (36), Michelangelo (24)
Scenes with Leonardo 60
[The Turtles, in the Turtle Van, are surrounded by an army of Rex Clones]
RC Rex Clone
Drop your weapons! [Draws his laser pistol] You are under arrest in the name of the Emperor Shredder!
Shredder. I should've known.
RC Rex Clone
I repeat! Drop your weapons!
[Rex Clone fires a laser shot, and blows a hole in the bridge in front of the Turtle Van]
Leonardo Forget it. We rather drop our bodies. Turtle Power!
[The Turtles drive the Turtle Van through the hole, and it lands in the ocean. Two of the Rex Clone robot look down at the water through the hole]
RC Rex Clone
Emperor Shredder, there is no sign of the four Turtle criminals.
[watching everything on his viewscreen] Excellent! Excellent! The Turtles are gone at last! [presses a button on console] Emperor Shredder to all robot enforcers, proceed to Phase Two.
[Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]
You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.
Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.
Leonardo Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
Leonardo Let's get him!
Leonardo You don't understand. We're trying to save the world from an invasion by an alien brain from Dimension X.
CK Clayton Kellerman
Oh come on, that's a little hard to swallow.
What is? The invasion, the brain or the Dimension X?"
[The Turtles learn from Kellerman that he's going to keep badmouthing them in public despite them having just saved his life.]
Aw, man. What a scuzzbucket.
[To April] Well, at least you still got the video tape of us tangling with Shredder.
Leonardo Right. That'll prove we're not villains.
Sorry guys, but my camera was totalled during the battle. [shows her camera into immune, which has indeed been totalled.]
Oh great. Our name's still mud in this city. [The turtles turn around disconsolant and start walking home.]
Some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell.
Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
Leonardo Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-wacks.
And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!?
[The Turtles have just been beaten in a practice fight with Shredder whilst in Splinter's body.]
Oh man. He whipped our shells, but good.
Leonardo There's something strange. I know sensei's fighting style. And that wasn't it.
Yeah. Do you know who it reminded me of?
LM Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael
SHREDDER?!
Leonardo [a bonk to the head has given him amnesia, so he believes that he is D'Artagnan] Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted, and damsels to be saved. And you Musketeers aren't even dressed. [throws clothes towards Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo, who all catch them]
Uh, my fault guys. I left the costumes that April sent over in Leonardo's room.
MS Master Splinter
Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humour him by putting on these costumes.
Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus dude.
Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, ok? But I am not wearing lace with feathers and that's final.
Ditto. [They are now dressed in the costumes] .
Leonardo [screams] It's Grybyx.
Leonardo I still can't figure out this place.
It's like totally bizarro. Nobody knows who we are.
Hold it, guys. I just figured it out. The reason nobody knows us is we got our wish.
Leonardo What wish?
Remember? Last night, we thought the world might be better off if we never existed. [points to the city out the window] Well, this is the world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Leonardo What do you mean we don't exist?
We've been transported to some alternate world. It's just like ours except for one important difference.
Leonardo What's that?
We Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never lived. Why else would our best friends April and Irma run away from us?
Leonardo That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.
Leonardo We've been trudging through this swamp for hours, now.
Yeah. And all we've got to show for it are blisters the size of Rhode Island.
Yeah. And mosquitoes the size of seven-forty-seven's.
Leonardo Don't do it, Michelangelo!
It's no use, Leonardo. Don't try talking me out of it.
You don't know what you're letting yourself in for.
A turtle's gotta do what a turtle's gotta do.
Please, Michelangelo, don't go for pizza! It's raining cats and dogs.
And the dough gets real soggy.
Besides, there is still one last box of pizza mix in the cupboard.
There is? All right! Well, let's get cooking!
Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.
Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!
Leonardo I'll handle this!
This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) · 170 quotes
Leonardo
