Scott quotes from Teen Wolf

Jackson

If Lydia wants to take a naked hike in the woods, why should I care?

Scott

Because we have a pretty good idea that she might be... you know, turning.

Jackson

Turning?

Scott

Yeah. Turning.

Jackson

Into...?

Stiles

[sarcastically] A unicorn. What do ya think, dumbass?

Jackson

Well, I think that if Lydia's turning, she's not the one that's gonna need help.

Scott

What do you mean?

Jackson

Oh, God, you've got it all backwards, McCall. When I was with Lydia, you should have seen the scratch marks she left on me. What do you think she's gonna do with a set of real claws?

Stiles

Hey, you know, maybe they're just here for the funeral? I mean - what if they're the non-hunting side of the family? There could be non-hunting Argents. It's possible, right?

Scott

I know what they are. They're reinforcements.

Scott

What are they doing?

Derek

Declaring war.

Scott

I know who he's after.

Stiles

What, how? How? Did you smell something?

Scott

Armani.

Scott

Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we're in a gay club.

Stiles

[surrounded by a large group of drag queens, two of whom are stroking his cheeks] Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh, Scott?

Scott

One more question-- just one. Are you okay?

Danny

Did it happen to my ex too?

Scott

...Yeah.

Danny

Then I'm great!

Scott

[sees Sheriff Stilinski arrive at Jungle] Get rid of him!

Stiles

Get rid of him? We are at a crime scene and he's the Sheriff.

Melissa

I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Scott

What about work?

Melissa

Fine. Other than work. And no TV.

Scott

My TV's broken.

Melissa

Then no computer.

Scott

I need the computer for school.

Melissa

Then no... uh... [glances at Stiles] No Stiles.

Stiles

[interrupts them] Wha - No Stiles?!

Melissa

NO STILES!

Scott

What did you tell her?

That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.

Stiles

I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.

Oh... great!

Scott

What are you doing?

Isn't it obvious? I'm killing you.

Scott

Why should I apologize?

Stiles

Because you're the guy. It's, like, what we do.

Scott

[about Lydia] She's completely ignored Stiles the past ten years!

Stiles

[affronted] I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.

Scott

Maybe it's just early?

Stiles

Or, maybe nobody's coming because Lydia's turned into the town whack-job.

Scott

[to Isaac] That's Peter, Derek's uncle. A little while back, he tried to kill us all, and then we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat.

Peter

Hi.

Isaac

Good to know.

Scott

Can we drive? Now, please?

Stiles

No. It's a red light.