Scott quotes from Teen Wolf

Scott

You're okay?

Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.

Scott

Why should I help you?

Derek

Because you need me.

Stiles

What am I supposed to do with him?

Scott

Take him somewhere. Anywhere.

Stiles

And, by the way, he's starting to smell!

Scott

Like... like what?

Stiles

Like death!

Scott

I love her.

Stiles

And that's great. Moving on -

The reading of the Gettysburg Address.

Scott

What?

That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?

Scott

(Looking at Stiles) Very. (Stiles smirks proudly)

Scott

It smells terrible in here anyway.

Stiles

Really? In a boys' locker room. That doesn't make any sense at all.

Scott

You buried your sister under a spiral. What does it mean?

Derek

You don't wanna know.

Scott

What do we do?

Stiles

We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.

Scott

It wants me in its pack. I think first, I have to get rid of my old pack.

Stiles

What do you mean? What old pack?

Scott

Allison, Jackson, Lydia...you.

Stiles

The Alpha doesn't want to kill us...

Scott

It wants me to do it. And thats not even the worst part

Stiles

How in holy hell is that not the worst part Scott?!

Scott

Because when it made me shift. I wanted to do it. I wanted to kill you... All of you

Scott

Why don't you ask her?

Stiles

Well, to save myself utterly crushing humiliation. Thank you, Scott.

Scott

Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?

Stiles

Not under this kind of pressure.

Have you told her how you feel?

Scott

She knows.

Melissa

Listen, dumbass, I'm gonna let you in on a secret that most guys don't even have a clue about, all right? You ready?...Women love words.

Scott

Hmm?

Melissa

You need to tell her how you feel. Just say it. Say it again. Say it differently. Learn how to say it better. Learn how to sing it. You know, just write it in a poem and a letter attached to flowers. Carve it in a tree, in a sidewalk in wet cement, tattoo on your arm.

Why did you do that?

Scott

Because I love you.

Scott

She's not a werewolf.

Stiles

Then what the hell is she?

Scott

She ate the liver?

Stiles

No, I didn't say she ate it. I just said it was missing. And you know what? Even if she did, so what? It's the most nutritious part of the body.

Scott

I never ate anyone's liver.

Stiles

Yeah, right, 'cause when it comes to werewolves, you're a real model of self-control. Actually, wait—- hold on. You're the test case for this, so we should be going over what happened to you.

Scott

What do you mean?

Stiles

I mean like what was going through your mind when you were turning, you know? What were you drawn to?

Scott

Allison.

Stiles

Okay, nothing else? Seriously?

Scott

Nothing else mattered. But, no. That's good, though, right? 'Cause the night that Lydia was bitten, she was with you.

Stiles

Yeah, but she was looking for...Jackson.