Isaac quotes from Teen Wolf

Isaac

[to Derek about Peter] You know Scott doesn't trust him, right? And personally, I-- well, I trust Scott.

Isaac

[about Boyd and Cora] Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill 'em?

Isaac

[to Peter] Not to bring up uncomfortable memories, but wasn't the last time you saw them the time you killed Kate and they burned you alive?

Isaac

Is it me, or is this place getting smaller?

Isaac

[to Allison and Chris] Guys, this isn't going to work. I look ridiculous. I mean, I look like I just stepped out of the last period of a Catholic prep school! And there is no way that I'm going to be able to remember all this. I mean, what does this even mean? [He reads off of the card] "Revolving over and under barrels?"

Isaac

I guess this is the part where I say something witty. [beat] I'm not witty.

Isaac

[mutters to himself] Come on, Coach, you gotta have a lighter. I'm gonna burn it down. For Erica. For Boyd. For everyone. I'm gonna burn it.

You work for your father, Isaac?

When he's not in school. Which is where he needs to be in 20 minutes.

Yeah, I understand that. But I've got a missing teenage girl, and our K-9 unit led us here. She's not wearing any clothes, and if she's out here tonight, and the temperature really drops--

Isaac

--I'm sorry, I - I didn't see anything.

Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember.

How'd you get that black eye, Isaac?

Isaac

School.

School fight?

Isaac

Nah, lacrosse.

Lacrosse? You play for Beacon Hills?

Isaac

Yeah.

My son plays for the team. Well, I mean, he- he's on the team. He doesn't typically play. Not yet, anyway. It's, uh-- Something wrong, Isaac?

Isaac

No. Oh, no, sorry. I was just remembering, I actually have a morning practice to get to.

Just one more question. You guys get many grave robberies here?

Isaac

A few. Usually, they just take stuff like jewelry.

What'd this one take?

Isaac

Her liver.

Isaac

Um, so far it's an "A" in French and a "B-" in econ.

Oh. What about chemistry?

Isaac

I'm not sure. Uh, midterms are in a few days so it could go up.

Well, what's it at now? The grade? Uh, yeah.

Isaac

Uh, I'm not sure.

But you just said it could go up.

Isaac

I just--uh, I meant generally.

You wouldn't be lying to me, would you, Isaac?

Isaac

No.

Then tell me your grade.

Isaac

I just told you, I don't know.

You wanna take this little conversation downstairs? No? Then tell me the grade, son.

Isaac

Dad, this semester's only half over.

Isaac?

Isaac

There's plenty of time

-- Isaac.

Isaac

It's--it's a "D".

All right. It's a "D". I'm not angry. You know I'm gonna have to find a way to punish you though. I have my responsibility as a parent. So, we'll start with something simple, like, uh Tell you what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, okay?

Isaac

Yeah.

Good. Because I'd really like to see this place spotless.[Cup shattering] Know what I'm saying? You know? I mean this entire kitchen. [Clattering] Yeah! [Laughs] Yeah, absolutely [Glass shattering] Spotless. [he throws a glass that breaks against the wall, causing a shard to lodge into the skin below Isaac's right eye] Well, that was your fault.

Isaac

You could have blinded me.

Shut up! It's a scratch! It's hardly even... [Isaac starts to heal. Mr. Lahey is speechless. Isaac anxiously runs out of the house before his dad can ask him about it] Isaac... Isaac!

Jackson

[watches from in front of his house] Freaks.

Isaac! Isaac! Isaac. Isaac? Isaac? Okay, that's enough. Let's go! That's it, grab your bike and let's go! Isaac? [sees kanima in the alley and runs away] Holy - ! Aah! [kanima chases him down and begins to attack him] No! No! No! Aah! No! Aah! No! No! No! No!

Isaac

What are you, some kind of witch?

[sarcastic] No, I'm a veterinarian.

Scott

[to Isaac] That's Peter, Derek's uncle. A little while back, he tried to kill us all, and then we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat.

Peter

Hi.

Isaac

Good to know.

Melissa

Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?

Isaac

[sighs] Yeah. Call Scott

Can I ask you a question?

Isaac

Do you have to?

I guess not. [She waits a moment] I'm gonna ask anyway-- did you tell anyone that I was at the school the other night?"

Isaac

No... Was I supposed to?

[smiles weakly] It would make me really happy if you didn't.

Isaac

Yeah, well, you being happy isn't really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me-- twenty times-- with knives.

[smiles in embarrassment] They were actually Chinese ring daggers, but, okay. Sorry.

Melissa

Boys! What do you think you're doing?

Isaac

Uh, we were watching over you!

Scott

We wanted to make sure you weren't the third sacrifice!

Melissa

...But both of you were asleep.

Scott

[to Isaac] You were on watch last!

Isaac

What are you talking about? You were on watch last!

Scott

No, you were on watch last.

Isaac

[looks at Melissa sheepishly] I might have been on watch last.

Melissa

My heroes!

Derek

Go back to school.

Isaac

Well, actually, we can't-- Boyd and I are incredibly sick.

Derek

With what, brain damage?

Isaac

Well, I have a migraine, and, uh, Boyd here has explosive diarrhea.