Melissa quotes from Teen Wolf

Melissa

[to Chris] I don't want to kill your optimism or anything, but both of us have been trying to do the same thing for hours.

Melissa

[to Scott and Isaac] You two supernatural teenage boys! Don't test my entirely un-supernatural level of patience!

Melissa

[to Scott] Sweetheart, let me tell you something no teenager ever believes, but I swear to you is the absolute truth-- you fall in love more than once. It'll happen again. And it'll be just as amazing and extraordinary as the first time. And maybe just as painful. But it will happen again, I promise. And, until then-- be your own anchor.

Melissa

Scott, you can save people's lives, but you cannot save them from life. Life is full of struggle.

Have you told her how you feel?

Scott

She knows.

Melissa

Listen, dumbass, I'm gonna let you in on a secret that most guys don't even have a clue about, all right? You ready?...Women love words.

Scott

Hmm?

Melissa

You need to tell her how you feel. Just say it. Say it again. Say it differently. Learn how to say it better. Learn how to sing it. You know, just write it in a poem and a letter attached to flowers. Carve it in a tree, in a sidewalk in wet cement, tattoo on your arm.

Melissa

I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Scott

What about work?

Melissa

Fine. Other than work. And no TV.

Scott

My TV's broken.

Melissa

Then no computer.

Scott

I need the computer for school.

Melissa

Then no... uh... [glances at Stiles] No Stiles.

Stiles

[interrupts them] Wha - No Stiles?!

Melissa

NO STILES!

Braeden

I have to... I have to tell him.

Melissa

Who?

Braeden

The Alpha. Find the Alpha.

Melissa

[confused] What do you want with Derek Hale? [Melissa hands Braeden off to another orderly]

Braeden

No. Not Hale. McCall. Scott McCall.

Melissa

Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?

Isaac

[sighs] Yeah. Call Scott

Melissa

Boys! What do you think you're doing?

Isaac

Uh, we were watching over you!

Scott

We wanted to make sure you weren't the third sacrifice!

Melissa

...But both of you were asleep.

Scott

[to Isaac] You were on watch last!

Isaac

What are you talking about? You were on watch last!

Scott

No, you were on watch last.

Isaac

[looks at Melissa sheepishly] I might have been on watch last.

Melissa

My heroes!

Melissa

[horrified] You're supposed to be dead.

Peter

I get that a lot, actually.

Melissa

You're him, aren't you?

Deucalion

Him?

Melissa

The bad guy.

Deucalion

[smiles] You have no idea.

Melissa

Oh god, where are we?

I don't know. Looks like a root cellar to me, but, uh... she called it something different. She called it a... a Nemeton.

Melissa

Is she actually going to come down here and slash all our throats?

Nah. ...She'll actually come down here, strangle us with a garrote, and then slash all our throats.

Melissa

Anyone else feeling an unbearable itch they can't scratch?

Well, not before you said something. But now? Yes, I do.

Melissa

You told me you and Stiles learned a way to control this. You find an anchor, right? Find your anchor.

Scott

[groans in pain] My anchor was Allison. I don't have Allison anymore.

Melissa

Then be your own anchor.