Danny quotes from Teen Wolf

Danny

[talking about Derek] Who is he again?

Stiles

Ahm... My cousin, … Miguel.

Stiles

You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.

Danny

You're a horrible person.

Stiles

I know. It keeps me awake at night.

Scott

One more question-- just one. Are you okay?

Danny

Did it happen to my ex too?

Scott

...Yeah.

Danny

Then I'm great!

Stiles

[about Kyle] Missing and presumed dead, Scott, because he was probably a virgin. You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!

Danny

[appears behind him] Alright! I'll do it.

Stiles

Whoa! What?

Danny

Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.

Stiles

That is so sweet. Are you kidding?

Danny

[rolls his eyes] Yes, I'm kidding!

Stiles

[disappointed] You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Danny. It's not attractive, alright?

Danny

[groggy and half-asleep] What are you doing?

Stiles

I'm not doing anything, Danny. This is just a dream that you're having.

Danny

Are you going through my stuff?

Stiles

Right, but only in the dream, remember? Dream. You're dreaming.

Danny

Why would I dream about you going through my stuff?

Stiles

I don't know that, Danny, okay? It's your dream. Take responsibility for it!

Ethan

I'm sorry. I just don't think I can stay.

Danny

Actually, it's okay.

Ethan

[surprised] You're breaking up with me?

Danny

[laughs] I... I like you. A lot. You're incredibly good-looking, and smart, and sweet, and... I... I just don't think I can do it.

Ethan

[confused] Date me?

Danny

Date a werewolf.

Ethan

You knew?

Danny

Dude, it's Beacon Hills!