Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

[Done with Derek being a total Sourwolf] In fact, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little Werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!

Derek

[Very much Annoyed] Start the car. Or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.

Derek

It was a different kind of bullet.

Stiles

A silver bullet?

Derek

No, you idiot!

Stiles

What am I supposed to do with him?

Scott

Take him somewhere. Anywhere.

Stiles

And, by the way, he's starting to smell!

Scott

Like... like what?

Stiles

Like death!

Derek

You faint at the sight of blood?

Stiles

No, but I might at the sight of a CHOPPED-OFF ARM!

Scott

I love her.

Stiles

And that's great. Moving on -

Scott

It smells terrible in here anyway.

Stiles

Really? In a boys' locker room. That doesn't make any sense at all.

Scott

What do we do?

Stiles

We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.

Scott

It wants me in its pack. I think first, I have to get rid of my old pack.

Stiles

What do you mean? What old pack?

Scott

Allison, Jackson, Lydia...you.

Stiles

The Alpha doesn't want to kill us...

Scott

It wants me to do it. And thats not even the worst part

Stiles

How in holy hell is that not the worst part Scott?!

Scott

Because when it made me shift. I wanted to do it. I wanted to kill you... All of you

Scott

Why don't you ask her?

Stiles

Well, to save myself utterly crushing humiliation. Thank you, Scott.

I'm very happy for you. And I'm really proud of you.

Stiles

Thanks. Me too, I'm happy and proud of myself.

Danny

[talking about Derek] Who is he again?

Stiles

Ahm... My cousin, … Miguel.

Stiles

You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.

Danny

You're a horrible person.

Stiles

I know. It keeps me awake at night.

Scott

Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?

Stiles

Not under this kind of pressure.

Derek

By the way one more thing...

Stiles

Yeah.

Stiles

Oh, God. What the hell was...

Derek

You know what that was for. Go. Go!

Scott

She's not a werewolf.

Stiles

Then what the hell is she?