Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

I was just... I was thinking, on the case. I was thinking, I should clue you in on my thinking. Here's my thinking. I was thinking this-- I was thinking that Barrow, right? I was thinking that Barrow received the information about who to kill at the school, right, you know that? So, I was thinking, maybe the person who gave him the information-- check this out-- might actually be someone at the school. And, that's, uh, my thinking.

Stiles

Was that your first kiss? [Malia nods] was it okay? You want to try it again?

Stiles

[to Malia] I'm not going to run, because I don't think you're going to hurt me. And, I think maybe you're so afraid of hurting me because of what you did to your family. I know what that's like. I remember everything that I did. And, the worst part is I remember liking it. Because I felt powerful. I felt fearless. And, most of all, in control. But, when I came through it, I learned something else-- Control is overrated.

Stiles

[to a massive player on the other team] You guys know that anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States? You wear a lot of facial hair for a teenager. What are you on? Seriously! HGH? Gamma radiation?

Stiles

Lydia, look at me. Don't listen. Okay? Don't listen to it. Just focus on my voice, Lydia. Don't listen to it, block it out. Okay?

Stiles

Dad, Scott and Kira have been kidnapped and taken to Mexico, okay? I think that's a pretty good reason for a trip to Mexico!

Stiles

Your teachers, uh, gave us some of the stuff you guys have been working on. They wanted us to hold onto it for you. I saw something about the, uh, Riemann Hypothesis. Um, things like... nontrivial zeros, zeta functions, and a lot of other stuff that goes totally over my head. Maybe you can wake up and explain it to me? [Stiles hesitates and sighs] Oh, come on, Lydia. You have to come back to us. There's no way we're getting through this without you. Lydia, you have to wake up.

Stiles

Okay. Next time, I'll kiss him!

Stiles

Bad guy, right? I didn't misread that?

So, you lied to me?

Stiles

...That depends on how you define lying.

Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Stiles

Pfft... reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Stiles

So, you killed her?

Scott

I don't know. I just woke up. I was sweating like crazy, and I couldn't breathe. I've never had a dream where I woke up like that before.

Stiles

Really? I have. It usually ends a little differently.

Scott

Maybe it was my blood on the door?

Stiles

Could have been animal blood. You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something.

Scott

And did what?

Stiles

Ate it.

Scott

Raw?

Stiles

[snarkily] No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.

Stiles

I don't think Danny likes me very much.

Scott

I ask Allison on a date and now we're hanging out?

Stiles

Am I not attractive to gay guys?

Scott

I made first line and the team captain wants to destroy me. And now, now I'm gonna be late for work.

Stiles

Wait, Scott! You didn't- Am I attractive to gay guys? You didn't answer my question.

Stiles

It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation-- you do the kill together.

Scott

Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?

Stiles

(to Scott) Why's it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!

Scott

Nobody's Batman or Robin any of the time!

Stiles

Not even some of the time?

Scott

Just stay here.

Stiles

Oh my GOD! Fine.