Sheriff Stilinski quotes from Teen Wolf

I always said aluminum was better than wood.

So, you lied to me?

Stiles

...That depends on how you define lying.

Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Stiles

Pfft... reclining your body in a horizontal position.

I'm very happy for you. And I'm really proud of you.

Stiles

Thanks. Me too, I'm happy and proud of myself.

You work for your father, Isaac?

When he's not in school. Which is where he needs to be in 20 minutes.

Yeah, I understand that. But I've got a missing teenage girl, and our K-9 unit led us here. She's not wearing any clothes, and if she's out here tonight, and the temperature really drops--

Isaac

--I'm sorry, I - I didn't see anything.

Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember.

How'd you get that black eye, Isaac?

Isaac

School.

School fight?

Isaac

Nah, lacrosse.

Lacrosse? You play for Beacon Hills?

Isaac

Yeah.

My son plays for the team. Well, I mean, he- he's on the team. He doesn't typically play. Not yet, anyway. It's, uh-- Something wrong, Isaac?

Isaac

No. Oh, no, sorry. I was just remembering, I actually have a morning practice to get to.

Just one more question. You guys get many grave robberies here?

Isaac

A few. Usually, they just take stuff like jewelry.

What'd this one take?

Isaac

Her liver.

You're not gay.

Stiles

Wha - ? I could be!

Not dressed like that.

Stiles

You saw something that you can't explain.

Stiles, I have seen a lot of things I can't explain in this town. That doesn't make 'em supernatural, and it doesn't make 'em real. They just found another body. That's real, and that's the lead I'm following.

Stiles

Yeah, and another teacher's going to die if you don't start listening to me--

--I am listening! I have been listening!

Stiles

...You just don't believe. Mom would have believed me.

Melissa

Oh god, where are we?

I don't know. Looks like a root cellar to me, but, uh... she called it something different. She called it a... a Nemeton.

Melissa

Is she actually going to come down here and slash all our throats?

Nah. ...She'll actually come down here, strangle us with a garrote, and then slash all our throats.

Melissa

Anyone else feeling an unbearable itch they can't scratch?

Well, not before you said something. But now? Yes, I do.

I want you to be honest with me. Absolutely and completely honest. [He pauses dramatically] Have you been time traveling?

Stiles

Hang on. WHAT?!

Because if time-traveling is real, ya know what? I'm done. I'm out! You're going to be driving me to Eichen House!

Scott

We found him like that!

[exasperated] Where?! Swimmin' in the fountain of youth?!

Stiles

No! We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Aztec temple in Mexico... underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake...

[pauses] You told me you were camping!

Stiles

Yeah, we were! ...In Mexico.

Hey, let's get everyone off the roof. And, see if you can stall the M.E. for five minutes. I've got an expert of my own coming to take a look.

[suspicious] You have an expert on teenage cannibals?

[about the Mute] I still don't get how this guy has no mouth. How can he eat?

Derek

Oh, Peter didn't get a chance to ask. He was fighting him off with a tomahawk buried in his chest, so...

Derek

You know, just because this guy connected to the school's WiFi, doesn't mean he's still here.

True. but, I've seen enough in this school to keep my gun in hand whenever walking in after dark.

Stiles

First, you need to know that the code was broken with a cipher key.

Wait. You mean, like, a... like a keyword?

Stiles

It's actually a name.

Scott

[gulps anxiously] "Allison."

I heard smallpox. Any truth to that?

You want my opinion? I don't think the Orphans were the only professional killers in Beacon Hills.