Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

[whispers] Strife. [When nobody reacts, she speaks louder] Stop! Stop it! This is what he wants. This is exactly what he wants!

Not exactly. I was kind of hoping Scott would be here. But, I'm glad you all have your guns out, because you're not here to kill me. You're here to protect me.

Why that kanji? Why "self?"

Noshiko

To signify that he died as himself. Because Rhys wasn't a monster. Not like you.

If I'm such a monster, why'd you call off the oni? What happened to the woman who called out for chaos, strife, and pain to descend upon everyone and everything? What happened?

Noshiko

I don't want that anymore.

I do.

Noshiko

[horrified] What have you done?

Chaos has come again.

[to Scott] Oh, I hope he gets there in time. I like the twins. Short tempers, homicidal compulsions... they're a lot more fun than you bakemono trying to save the world every day.

Really, Melissa? I shed one tear, that's all it takes? Come on. You can't crumble that easily. How are you going to hold up when Scott knows the truth?

Melissa

[confused] What?

When he finds out why his dad really left? You know he overheard it, right? [beat] You had no idea! You called Stilinski right after it happened. You didn't tell Scott, but you told the Sheriff. Hmmm. But, Stiles overheard it, like he hears everything. But, you want to know why he never told Scott? Because he knew Scott would never forgive you. He knew how much he would hate you.

Melissa

[trying to hold back her fury] This isn't you, Stiles.

[smirks] It is now!

Melissa

Well, medically, you seem okay. You're definitely a real person.

Stiles

Okay, so, I'm real, but am I really me?

Stiles

[about Meredith] Okay, will you just let me handle this, Isaac? Please? I just... I have more experience with banshees.

Isaac

Yeah, and mental patients.

Isaac

All right, I'll say it-- you look like you're dying. You're pale, and you're thin, and you look like you're getting worse. And we're all sitting here thinking it. When we find the other you, is he gonna look like he's getting better? What happens if he gets hurt?

Stiles

You mean, if he dies, do I die? I don't care. Just so long as no one else dies because of me. I remember everything I did, Scott. I remember pushing that sword into you. I remember twisting it.

Scott

It wasn't you.

Stiles

Yeah, but I remember it. You guys gotta promise me-- you can't let anyone else get hurt because of me.

Kira

But she did it. She killed one of them.

Stiles

Yeah, and then they killed her. Allison's dead. Now, I guess the only good thing is it looks like I'm dying, too.

Stiles

Scott, hold on. I know what you're all thinking. If this works, it might kill me, too. But, even if it does, you have to go through with it. Stick with the plan, okay?

Scott

The plan is to save you. That's the plan I'm going with.

Stiles

Oh, this is definitely not part of the plan.

Do you know the ritual of seppuku, Stiles?

Stiles

No, and I don't want to.

When a samurai disembowels himself with his own sword to maintain his honor. But, that's not the cut that kills him. The killing stroke is made by his kaishakunin, who beheads the samurai with his own katana. Scott... Scott is your kaishakunin. I'm going to make your best friend kill you, Stiles. And, you're going to let him, because, just like you, they're all going to die. Everyone touched by an oni's blade. [beat] Unless Scott kills you first.

Stiles

Why? Why are you doing this?

To win the game.

Give up the game. You have no moves left.

Stiles

[gives Kira back her katana] I do. A divine move.

This was my game. You think you can beat me at my own game? Divine move. Divine move? You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the oni, but me? Me? I'm a thousand years old, you can't kill me!

Lydia

[scared] But we can change you!

[stunned] What?

Stiles

You forgot about the scroll.

Lydia

The Shugendu scroll?

[whispers] Change the host.

Stiles

You can't be a fox and a wolf.

[shocked] Wow.

Stiles

Wow? Wow, as in, "I've seen this before, and I know exactly what to do" kind of wow? 'Cause that's the kind of wow we were hoping for.

Stiles

[about Malia] So, it's like two in the morning. I wake up, and she's just lying right next to me. She just sneaks in! This is, like, five times a week.

Scott

And then what happens?

Stiles

[shows him claw marks on his back] This.

Scott

[in awe] Holy--

Stiles

Yeah, right on, right? After that, we spent the rest of the night spooning.

Scott

That sounds okay...

Stiles

Yeah, but I'm always the little spoon. Always.