Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Scott

...You didn't steal these, did you?

Stiles

No, I cloned them, using an RFID emulator.

Scott

[baffled] Is that worse than stealing?

Stiles

...It's smarter.

Stiles

I thought you liked girls

I do like girls. Do you?

Stiles

Absolutely.

Great!

Stiles

So you also like boys?

Absolutely. Do you?

Stiles

Blackouts, but not for that long... And sleepwalking, which I used to do a lot as a kid. Um, also having some really bad anxiety.

Melissa

Panic attacks?

Stiles

Yeah, a couple. Oh, and I temporarily lost the ability to read. But, that might have had more to do with this giant magic tree and the whole human-sacrifice thing...

Melissa

[smiles] I recall something vaguely about that, yes.

Melissa

Been feeling irritable?

Stiles

Yeah, possibly to the point of homicide.

Melissa

Inability to focus?

Stiles

No, the Adderall's not working.

Melissa

Impulsive behavior?

Stiles

More than my usual? Hard to tell.

Melissa

Vivid dreams during the day?

Stiles

Okay, basically all of the above.

Melissa

Get some rest.

Stiles

Thanks, Mom.

Stiles

You know what they're looking for, right? It's called frontotemporal dementia. Areas of your brain start to shrink. It's what my mother had. It's the only form of dementia that can hit teenagers... and there's no cure.

Scott

Stiles, if you have it we'll do something. I'll do something.

You know me. [Nogitsune/Stiles nods] Then you know that I won't be deterred by your choice of host. Even if it's an innocent boy.

Are you threatening us?

Noshiko

Now I'm threatening you.

We're not really afraid of your little fireflies.

Noshiko

If the oni can't defeat you, I know someone who will.

[to Scott] Does it hurt? Hey, look at me. You should have done your reading, Scott. See, a nogitsune feeds off chaos, strife, and pain. This morning, you took it from Isaac, then you took it from Coach, and then, from a dying deputy. All that pain-- you took it all. Now, give it to me.

You really have to learn, Scott. You really have to learn not to trust a fox. Hmm-mmm. Know why? 'Cause they're tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone.

Not everyone.

Scott

I can't help you if you're in here

Stiles

And I can't hurt you.

There was a suicide, huh?

Stiles

Yeah...

Is it Monday? There's a much higher rate of suicide on Mondays.

Marin

It's called a Lichtenberg figure. They appear on lightning strike victims. The fact that they're appearing on you after a shot of wolf lichen is both significant and strange.

Stiles

...by "significant and strange," do you mean, "hopeful and optimistic?"

Stiles

So, when the nogitsune takes over, you're going to kill me?

Marin

I'm going to do what I've always done-- maintain the balance.

Stiles

[sighs] Okay, then. I've missed our talks. Thanks for the illicit drugs.

Stiles

I was kind of wondering why you punched me...

Malia

Did you think I was going to thank you?

Stiles

No... [She stares at him skeptically] ...Maybe. We did kind of save your life?

Malia

[sarcastically] You're right, Stiles. Thank you. Thanks for invading my home, for putting me on the run. For turning me back to human, so that I could look at my father every day and try to figure out how to explain to him that the reason my sister and mother are dead is because I almost ate them on a full moon. Thank you so very much.

No. No, I'd like to talk to you. The older the tail, the stronger the oni. Am I right? I know there's one tail left. I know it's the strongest.

Ken Yukimura

Unfortunately, I don't know what you're referring to.

[sighs] You'll talk.

They always talk.