Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

You know, if my dad's right, that means there's another werewolf in town that we haven't met yet.

Scott

[sighs] I know.

Stiles

And, if it turns out to be something like triplets that form into, like, a three-headed hound of hell, I'm seriously not up for that.

Scott

Okay, but if it was a full moon and she did change while her mom was driving, then anything could have happened.

Stiles

Horrible things could have happened! Ripping, shredding, tearing things.

Stiles

Think about it, Dad, all right? They're driving. Malia starts to change, she goes out of control, the mom crashes, and everybody dies.

Scott

Except for Malia.

Stiles

She blames herself, alright? Goes off running into the woods, and eventually becomes trapped inside the body of a coyote!

That makes sense.

In a Chinese folktale!

Stiles

Here's where we found the den. It's right in the middle of the hiking trails.

Well, that could narrow it down-- coyotes travel on fixed trails. [She turns to Scott] But, I think you're right about her not going back to the den. Coyotes don't like wolves, and they're really smart. If they don't want to be heard, they actually walk on their toes.

Stiles

[dumbfounded] Coyotes tip-toe?!

[rolls her eyes] They tip-toe.

Stiles

What the hell is happening to me?

Scott

We'll figure it out. You're going to be okay.

Stiles

Am I? Are you? Scott, you can't transform. Allison's being haunted by her dead aunt, and I'm straight-up losing my mind. We can't do this. We can't-we can't help Malia. We can't help anyone.

Scott

We can try. We can always try.

Stiles

We need a real Alpha. [Scott makes an offended face] You know what I mean. An Alpha who can do Alpha-things! You know, an Alpha who can get it going. You know, get it...

Isaac

...Up?

Scott

[defeated] Great. I'm an Alpha with... performance issues?

Lydia

Anyone else think we might be doing more harm than good?

Scott

We're trying to keep a father from killing his own daughter.

Isaac

Actually, we're trying to keep a guy from killing a coyote, who is actually his daughter, who we don't know how to change from a coyote back into his daughter...

Stiles

And again with the not helping.

Stiles

Scott, I don't think you get it, yet. You're an Alpha. You're the apex predator! Everyone wants you. You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.

Scott

[confused] The hot girl?

Stiles

You are the hottest girl! [Stiles leaves just as Isaac joins them]

Isaac

[confused] ...What?

Scott

I'm the hot girl?

Isaac

Yes, you are! [Scott and Isaac both smile like angels]

Isaac

Barrow went after kids with glowing eyes? He said those exact words?

Stiles

Yeah, and no one knows how he woke up from anesthesia. Just that when they opened him up, they found a tumor of live flies. Which, in any other circumstance, would be all kinds of awesome.

Stiles

[about Lydia] She has a feeling, a supernatural feeling!

[confused] Lydia wasn't on the chessboard!

Stiles

Well, she is now.

[sighs] Kanima?

Stiles

Um, banshee.

Oh, god.

If I were four years younger, I'd punch you!

Stiles

What? Coach, that doesn't make sense.

Oh. Well, it does to me.

Lydia

What do the different colored strings mean?

Stiles

Oh, just different stages of the investigation. So, green is "solved," yellow is "to be determined," blue's just pretty...

Lydia

What does red mean?

Stiles

"Unsolved."

Lydia

...You only have red on the board.

Stiles

[sarcastically] Yes, I'm aware. Thank you.

Stiles

Hey, Lydia, you've been right every time something like this has happened, okay? So, don't start doubting yourself now.

Lydia

[discouraged] No scent? No bomb? And I got you in trouble.

Stiles

Okay, look, Barrow was there, alright? You knew it. You felt it. And, look, if you wanted to, I'd go back to that school right now and search all night just to prove it.

Scott

What do you hear now?

Lydia

[discouraged] Nothing. I feel like I can do this, but I don't know what to do. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue, and I don't know how to trigger it! I just... I swear to God, it literally makes me want to scream!

Stiles

Okay, then scream, Lydia. Scream.

Stiles

[about Kira] No, you need to remember someone left a coded message telling Barrow to kill her.

Scott

Which is why I need to talk to her.

Stiles

Scott, no way. Until we figure out if she's just another psychotic monster that's gonna start murdering everybody, I vote against any and all interaction.

Scott

[stares at Kira] What if she's like me?

Stiles

That girl walked through 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity. She's not like you.