Coach quotes from Teen Wolf

My grandmother can move faster than that, and she’s dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?

Let's go! I have an announcement. Gather 'round. Quicker! Danny, put a shirt on. Stilinski, that means you! Let's go, gather round. Listen up. Police are asking for help on a missing child advisory. It's a sick girl, roaming around, totally naked. Now, it's supposed to get below 40 degrees tonight. I don't know about you, but the last time it was that cold and I was running around naked... I lost a testicle to exposure. Now, I don't want the same thing happening to some innocent girl. So, police are organizing search parties for tonight. Sign up, find the missing girl, you get an automatic A in my class.

McCall, I don't know why, but your pain gives me a special kind of joy.

If I were four years younger, I'd punch you!

Stiles

What? Coach, that doesn't make sense.

Oh. Well, it does to me.

So, why don't you guys get the hell out of here? I hate charity games. They're meaningless.

Stiles

I don't think the charities would agree...

[sighs] What's it for this year?

Scott

...Cancer.

For or against?

Stiles

[exasperated] Against, Coach! Deeply against!

Yeah? Okay, well, I'm deeply not interested.