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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You know how I have you haul those used parts to the junkyard and sell them for Mr. Ratledge?

JJeff

Yeah.

Well, you didn't quite do it for Ratledge as much as you did it for me.

Let's face it, Reiger, crime pays. You know people go around thinking if they do something bad, then something bad has gotta happen to them. Well, I am living proof that that's not true.

[to Louie] Poor Emily. It's so sad that she mixed drugs and alcohol and spent the night with you... when most people only die.

I bought Mario's. Signed the papers this morning and I've been running the place ever since.

Jim, Why Mario's?

You wouldn't believe what they were asking for Disney World.

Jim, Mario's has been on the skids for years. I mean mortuaries do better return business.

The tradition of my country forces me to protest.

Come on, take the money.

Oh I'll take the money, but first I have to protest. No! No! No! I won't take it. This is an insult! [takes the money] Thank you very much.

Jim, you give a thousand bucks to Louie De Palma, you better be there to see that he gives it to somebody. Otherwise, he's going to pocket that money himself and lie about it.

Will you do that?

Of course.

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