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S1 E15

Taxi · Season 1, Episode 15

Reverend Jim, Tony and others in “Unfinished Business”

I bought Mario's. Signed the papers this morning and I've been running the place ever since.

Jim, Why Mario's?

You wouldn't believe what they were asking for Disney World.

Jim, Mario's has been on the skids for years. I mean mortuaries do better return business.

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