You know how I have you haul those used parts to the junkyard and sell them for Mr. Ratledge?
JJeff
Yeah.
Well, you didn't quite do it for Ratledge as much as you did it for me.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Let's face it, Reiger, crime pays. You know people go around thinking if they do something bad, then something bad has gotta happen to them. Well, I am living proof that that's not true.
Something terrible has just happened.
What?
I forgot why I am doing this.
[to Louie] Poor Emily. It's so sad that she mixed drugs and alcohol and spent the night with you... when most people only die.
Okay, who wants a really good cab today?
I do boss.
Good, I'm glad you do Iggy. You know the rules now.
Okie doke. How much do you want?
$48,000.
Okay, but if I'm gonna pay that kind of money I want a cab with a heater.
I bought Mario's. Signed the papers this morning and I've been running the place ever since.
Jim, Why Mario's?
You wouldn't believe what they were asking for Disney World.
Jim, Mario's has been on the skids for years. I mean mortuaries do better return business.
The tradition of my country forces me to protest.
Come on, take the money.
Oh I'll take the money, but first I have to protest. No! No! No! I won't take it. This is an insult! [takes the money] Thank you very much.
Jim, you give a thousand bucks to Louie De Palma, you better be there to see that he gives it to somebody. Otherwise, he's going to pocket that money himself and lie about it.
Will you do that?
Of course.
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