Baloo Bear quotes from TaleSpin

Shere Khan

What would you say to a 100?

Only a lousy 100 bucks?

Shere Khan

A 100 thousand lousy bucks.

Wait! I'm getting a brainstorm!

Rebecca

[Sarcastically] And me without my umbrella.

Rebecca

What was that?

A little something I added. But use it too long and the engines overheat and "boom-boom, bye-bye."

Molly

Baloo?

Yeah?

Molly

Let's do it again!

Don Karnage

Ah, so here you are.

Don Karnage

[Tying a neckerchief around Kit’s neck] There, ha ha.

Don Karnage

You are back with the pirates now, yes-no?

Don Karnage

[Putting an arm around Kit] You did well, my puny protégé. Happy?

Kit Cloudkicker

[Forlornly, while looking away and tearing up] Yeah. Couldn’t be happier.

Rebecca

What is with you?

Rebecca

You haven't said three words the whole flight home! Baloo?

Shere Khan

Ah. So glad you could stop by.

Rebecca

There are rules about this sort of thing, you know!

Shere Khan

I make my own rules.

Shere Khan

Where's the stone?

Rebecca

Look, before we tell you anything, what is this stone everybody keeps talking about?

Shere Khan

Fair enough. Doctor?

Ahem! The stone is actually a sub-electron amplifier, which means it can create unlimited amounts of electricity! Enough to run all of Mr. Khan's businesses. But, we were only able to create one stone, and it-

Shere Khan

Thank you, Doctor.

Shere Khan

Now where is it?

Rebecca

Um… we don't have it, Don Karnage does!

Shere Khan

I am displeased, Baloo.

Shere Khan

[Unsheathes claws] You have let me down.

Don't tell me about being let down mister, ‘cause I’m an expert. You let someone get close to you and they stab you in the back!

Well I'm sick of being used, [looks at Rebecca] and I'm sick of working for you! [looks at Dr. DeBolt] And I'm sick of your stupid stone! So y'all just leave me alone!

Shere Khan

Hmmm. A very emotional man.

Shere Khan

You’re all dismissed.

Yeah bu- but Mr. Khan…

Shere Khan

[Swivels his chair around] Good day.

Isn't this the life! No bosses, no troubles, no obligations.

Louie

Yeah, cuz, you keep saying that every five minutes. And you'll believe it in a year or two.

That overgrown blender is gonna fly my airplane?

Rebecca

No. That overgrown blender is going to fly my airplane!

Unlike ordinary pilots, the auto aviator never deviates from its flight plan. It is the ultimate pilot.

Ultimate pilot.

It's efficient.

Efficient.

Obedient.

Obedient.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Hey! I'm starting to like this boy.

You and your kind are like the dinosaurs: Decaying, defective and defunct.

Oh yeah...? Well defunct this! [punches Prof. Torque in the face]

Why do you guys even hang out with a loser like me?

Kit

C'mon, we like being with ya. You're our buddy. You're the best.

Wildcat

Besides, we've got nothing else to do... Oh, sorry.

Shere Khan

Ah, Baloo, we've hit a bit of a snag with the professor's contraption. Any suggestions?

Got a bottle of soda pop?

You wanna babysit?

Kit

Yeah! I want to prove to my boss that she can depend on me.

Really?

Kit

Well, that and the money's good.

Kit

[Hanging by a phone cord] Hello, Wildcat! Let me talk to Baloo.

Wildcat

I'll get him, Kit. Hold the phone.

Kit

I am! I am!

Wildcat

Hey, Baloo! Phone!

[Taking off] Not now! I've got to save Kit from the sea monster!

Wildcat

Kit, maybe you should call back when you're not being eaten.

Kit

Baloo, when did you teach the Sea Duck to hover like this?

Hover? This plane can't hover! [He looks behind him to show the sea monster with half its arms wrapped around a sink in Rebecca's apartment and the other half wrapped around the tail of the Sea Duck] Uh-oh! Oh baby... This is gettin' serious!

Oh, we're not gonna make it. I'm gonna say we ran into a hurricane.

Kit

Nah, used that story last week.

Oh... How about a volcano?

Kit

Week before.

Cannibals?

Kit

Last Tuesday.

Oh, baby! This is serious!

Well, little britches, looks like I blew it. But I guess it could've been worse. She coulda yelled at me.

Kit

[Sees Rebecca coming] It's worse.

Rebecca

Everything you have to do is on the schedule. Just check off each item as you go. And while you're checking off, I'll be checking up on YOU. Check?

Check.