Wolf Spitzer, Keswick and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wolf Spitzer

[shivering with his tail all frozen] This is Wolf Spitzer freezing my tail off at the Petropolis Dog Show. Tonight, the city's most perfect pooch will win the grand prize, their very own mailman. [pooch chases the turkey mailman]

What kind of self-absorbed doofus would enter a dog show?

Dudley

[in the elevator as the doors open, spraying his flowing blonde hair with hairspray] Guess who's entering the dog show?

Kitty

You gotta be kidding me.

Dudley

I know, I'm gorgeous, right? Just got back from the groomer. Now all I have to do is keep this perfect look 'till tonight, and I'll be chasing my very own mailman! Am I hot, or what?

Chief

I'm hot, too.

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but you are looking better ever since you joined that tiny gym.

Chief

No, I mean, it's getting warm in here!