Survivor Series quotes

Gentlemen, I must say the odds look to be stacked against you in the Grand Finale Match of Survival. Hulkster, it is your team of three against their five.

Well, you know something, little dude. We're not too worried about the odds being stacked against us, you know. The way I count this thing, brother, it's those five over there against the Warrior, my man Tito Santana, the stark raving Hulkster, and millions and millions of those little Hulkamaniacs out there, brother. You know, this is what it's all about, brother. I've been around the WWF for quite some time now, and the Hulkster has always ruled. But never before have I seen such intensity in a man like the Ultimate Warrior, brother, to rise to the top so fast, to take it all the way, and to have so many little Warriors following him, brother. And as far as Tito Santana goes, brother, me and the Arriba Man have been around since day one. And as far as I'm concering, me, Tito, the Ultimate Warrior, we're gonna survive this thing, brother.

This is what it's all about, baby! The Grand Finale! Million Dollar Man, the Visionaries, you turkeys! We are reason for one reason: to survive, baby, the Grand Finale!

We have taken this many footsteps to get this far! The Hulkamaniacs that made the sacrifice, and the Warriors that follow me that fell like skeletons that made their sacrifices! They walk with us into this battle, and we take all of those that believe in one purpose: to do combat with those that believe they are the greatest! You, Power & Glory, a reminder that we feed off such things! And you, Rick "The Model" Martel, no competition to the powers that we possess! In Hulkamania, in Warrior Wildness, and Arribaderci!

You know, the way I feel about it, dudes, this is the eleventh hour, and we are walking that fine razor's edge between greatness or disaster. And the way things stack up, with all those Hulkamaniacs, with everything running wild out there, brother, there's no way they're gonna beat us. The energy, the focus, the mind, body, and soul. What you gonna do when our team survives and wipes out you dudes out there?!

[making a statement from when Jake Roberts's king cobra bit Randy Savage in the arm.] With the tragic events of this past weekend still fresh in all our minds, I accept full responsibility for allowing such a potentally dangerous reptile at ringside. I will accept Jake Roberts' explanation at face value that this was indeed an accident and he had led to believe that his king cobra had indeed been devenomized by the lab. However, resting upon my shoulders is the welfare of everyone here in the World Wrestling Federation. Therefore, effective immediately, the king cobra and all reptiles are barred from ringside. In addition, after careful consoltation with the Macho Man Randy Savage and his doctor, it is my decision that he is reinstated immediately and that a match between Randy Savage and Jake Roberts be sanctioned at the earliest possible date, which will be this coming Tuesday Night in Texas. Therefore, Jake Roberts will not be a participant in the Survivor Series. Instead, the Legion of Doom and Big Boss Man will face the Natural Disasters and I.R.S. in a three-on-three tag team encounter.

[Regarding Davey Boy Smith] Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo

[after Piper kisses Sherri, who was not supposed to be at ringside] The referee's finally realized that she was out there, not supposed to be, she's on her way out of there.

Know where she's going? She's going to get a tetanus shot.

I hope so.

If Piper kissed you, you'd have to have shots too, Monsoon. Well, maybe not, I don't know.

There's gonna be a lot of trouble there in the Macho household.

What are you talking about?

Well, he's been reinstated, right? He can wrestle again.

Yes.

Who's gonna do the dishes?

Six remaining, and they're all in there. [Piper whips Flair into the corner, who flips over the top and onto the floor] Flair into the corner, up and over the top and out. He's the legal man out.

Hold my jacket!

Where're you going?

I think I have to go down there and help him out.

Oh, please.

Well, if you insist, I'll stay here.

Referee calling for the bell to ring here. Disqualification perhaps, or count-out. [The action spills out to the floor. As this happens, Flair re-enters the ring.] I know Flair's the legal man out there.

Well, they shouldn't disqualify him. They disqualify Piper? Who'd they disqualify?

Why don't you just wait a minute? Somebody's gonna be sent out of here.

I think Piper gave up. I think he quit and said, "I've had enough." I'm not sure what happened. There're bodies all over the place.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the referee's official decision.

Here it comes.

[upon hearing from the referees] Bullshit!

[cont'd] He has disqualified every participant that was battling in the ring except for one man who is the sole survivor and the winner: Ric Flair!

How on Earth could he do that?! [Piper attacks Flair, sending him out of the ring] Piper not too happy about it.

Doesn't matter. The winner of the first tag match at Survivor Series, the real world's champion, Ric Flair! Now give me one, Monsoon! WOOOOO!!!

I'd like to give you one.

Right here in Jim Louis Arena.

Joe Louis!

Joe Louis, sorry.

Who's Jim Louis?

Who's Joe Louis?

Brain, if you keep quiet, no one will know how stupid you are.

You're kidding.

It's four against four. Do you realize Duggan's looking across the ring and sees eight?

All right, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, these people saw what happened this weekend, I saw it, and millions around the world had an opportunity to see what took place. You said it was an accident.

Trust me, it was.

You said that snake had been devenomized by the lab.

Cross my heart and hope to die, that's what I was told.

You know, Jake Roberts, do you realize how much anguish you have caused the Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth, the torture that these...

Yeah, it excited me a bit. Yeah, I thought about it for a long time.

You are a sick man, Jake Roberts.

Thank you very much.

You know, there are many who say that Jack Tunney should have 86'ed you for your actions, you should be out of the World Wrestling Federation altogether! You're very fortunate to have an opportunity to meet the Macho Man Randy Savage one-on-one, This Tuesday in Texas, and I, for one, can hardly wait.

Is that right?

That's right.

You know, let's start off by saying this. You're trying to cast me as the original sinner; well, I spoke to God this morning, and he said he doesn't like you. So let's point the finger at somebody else besides me. Let's point the finger at the people that voted for Savage, let's point the finger at Jack Tunney, let's point the finger at the World Wrestling Federation, not at me.

You know, when you take a look at everything, the one-on-one match-up between you and the Macho Man Randy Savage, all of a sudden now, there is a very interesting hook to all of this—the fact that there will be no reptiles allowed at ringside, and that means no snakes in the bag.

You know, it's hard to believe after six years, you people haven't caught on yet. The thing in the bag was simply a toy, something for me to amuse myself with. I've always been the snake you should worry about, and for six years you haven't caught on. It surprises me that anyone, even you, can be that ignorant.

You laugh.

Yeah, I laugh. Because Tuesday in Texas, Elizabeth, you have a ticket. You have a one-way ticket, a one-way ticket, Elizabeth. So don't be shy, sweetheart, let's use it, huh? You show up. A one-way ticket to the other side, if you will. Because this Tuesday in Texas...princess, don't expect the prince to be there to wake you up with a kiss, because you see...Tuesday in Texas is not the end, it is not the beginning, it's not even the beginning of the end, yet the end of the beginning.

Undertaker trying to rip the face off the Hulkster.

What a rip-off, huh? Well, Detroit's known for hockey, so that would be a face-off.

Will you stop!

[after Paul Bearer chokes Hogan a second time] I'll tell you, this monitor just keeps kickin' in, kickin' out.

I'm gonna start kickin' you in and out in a minute!

[after Hogan nails Flair on the outside] Whoa! He said "What are you doing here?" and unloads!

Why did Hogan have to go touch Flair? Flair never touched the ring!

Look at this! [Flair places a steel chair in front of the Undertaker and he tombstones Hogan on it] Flair with a chair, a steel chair! Oh! He got piledrived, right through the steel chair!

Wait a minute... one, two...

[as the referee and Bobby count] Come on! Get out!

WE'VE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION! WE GOT A NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION! WOOOOO!

What a miscarriage of justice!

I told you so!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: The Undertaker!

This is horrendous! Three guys it took—it took the Undertaker, Paul Bearer, and Ric Flair to beat Hulk Hogan!

Hulkamania is dead! It is dead! Long live the Undertaker!

Walkin onto here as the new World Wrestling Federation champion, but not deservedly so, The Undertaker.

Look at his eyes, look at his eyes! The man is possessed!

I suppose you thought that was fair Brain.

Does it matter what I think?

It doesn't, huh?

There is a World Wrestling Federation new world champion. Hulkamania is dead!

WWF officials in the ring right now checking on the Hulkster, obviously knocked silly, knocked unconscious as Ric Flair slipped that steel chair underneath the bottom rope, allowing the Undertaker to piledrive the Hulkster's head right into it.

Well, had Hogan not gone outside the ring and put a hand on Ric Flair, the real World's champion, maybe he'd be standing right now. Maybe the match'd still be going right now. Maybe he'd be World Wrestling Federation Champion right now. But no, Hogan. You wanna live by your own rules. "Hulk rules," right? There's what Hulk rules, his back on the mat, no gold, no belt, and all these little punk Hulkamaniacs crying their eyes out! I love it, Hulkamania's been buried and it's dead!

Brain, give me a break. What business from the get-go did Ric Flair have down at ringside during this title match?!

I don't know.

Oh you don't know. "I don't know." That's your standard out—"I don't know."

You ask him if he...

He's the one responsible for this title change!