[During the Team Piper vs. Team Flair match]
Six remaining, and they're all in there. [Piper whips Flair into the corner, who flips over the top and onto the floor] Flair into the corner, up and over the top and out. He's the legal man out.
Hold my jacket!
Where're you going?
I think I have to go down there and help him out.
Oh, please.
Well, if you insist, I'll stay here.
[The referee, failing to contain the battle of the five men in the ring, calls for the bell]
Referee calling for the bell to ring here. Disqualification perhaps, or count-out. [The action spills out to the floor. As this happens, Flair re-enters the ring.] I know Flair's the legal man out there.
Well, they shouldn't disqualify him. They disqualify Piper? Who'd they disqualify?
Why don't you just wait a minute? Somebody's gonna be sent out of here.
I think Piper gave up. I think he quit and said, "I've had enough." I'm not sure what happened. There're bodies all over the place.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is the referee's official decision.
Here it comes.
[upon hearing from the referees] Bullshit!
[cont'd] He has disqualified every participant that was battling in the ring except for one man who is the sole survivor and the winner: Ric Flair!
How on Earth could he do that?! [Piper attacks Flair, sending him out of the ring] Piper not too happy about it.
Doesn't matter. The winner of the first tag match at Survivor Series, the real world's champion, Ric Flair! Now give me one, Monsoon! WOOOOO!!!
I'd like to give you one.
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