Survivor Series quotes

You know, only in Cleveland, only in Cleveland would you have fans cheering for the loser!

The only thing I can say to Sam [Houston] is welcome to the big time, kid.

Davey Boy was looking to get back to his own corner, as we look at the Brain. Of course, the Brain Busters, his team, saying he's gonna take them to the top.

Well, if anybody can, Heenan can, Gorilla.

Well, he hasn't proven that to me. He doesn't have one championship.

Oh, you don't like him just because he's your partner on Prime Time!

No, no, that's not exactly true. If you're gonna have a champion, if you can make a champion, go ahead and make one, but he hasn't proven to me that he can.

What are you talking about? Andre held the title.

Well, for what, 30 seconds?

Only 'cause he gave it away.

[Mr. Fuji is up on the apron.] Nice clothesline by Smash as Ax tells him "Put him away!"

Whoa! Did you see that, Gorilla? Fuji was hanging on to the rope!

Fuji pulled that rope open. I don't know, inadvertently or not. Maybe he just lost his balance, Jess.

No! I distinctly saw Fuji open the ropes and Smash went through them.

And he got counted out!

Demolition has been counted out!

[Ax starts arguing with Fuji] Look at Ax call on Fuji now! Questioning Fuji about pulling that rope down! What is this?!

I don't care! I'm the boss! And I did not pull the rope down!

Fuji saying "I'm the boss!"

Ooh, Fuji hit him with the cane! Did you see that, Gorilla?

Look at that, rides him again with it.

It's not having any effect. [Fuji whacks Ax from behind with his cane]

Absolutely not. From behind, he nails him again with it! [Smash throws Fuji into Ax who slams him on the floor] He forgot about Smash! Oh, slamming Fuji on the canvas, on the concrete!

All I can say, Gorilla, is we've definitely had a major falling out, happened here tonight.

History is being made right here at Survivor Series, as Mr. Fuji and Demolition obviously have parted company.

Wait a minute. What have we got going on now?

Match continues on. Look at this! Why are they helping Fuji?

I tell you, Gorilla, there's more to this than meets the eye, I think.

Something stinks here.

And it definitely ain't Cleveland.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan has been disqualified.

Bullshit!

Did you notice Koko's new look? He's got the James Brown hairstyle.

I saw that.

Fried, dyed, and layin' to the side.

I've noticed you're wearing shades now, Gorilla, is that because you want to be like me?

No, it's because I want to see.

Oh look at that!

Did Macho trip? What happened?

Slickster from the outside tripped up the Macho Man with his cane.

Now how can you be so sure?

I saw it!

You saw it? Through those bifocals you could see it?

Yo Hulkamaniacs, it's Thanksgiving night and this is the happiest time of year for all the Maniacs brother! You know, me and all of my little Hulksters, we've got a lot of things to be thankful for. Number one, we're thankful for being happy and very healthy. We're thankful for having time to share with our loved ones. We're also thankful that Hulkamania is still the strongest force in the universe and after the turkey's done, after the blessings are all done, I can tell you what the Hulkster's most happy about, it's Survivor Series time and I'm thankful for my team of Hulkamaniacs!

I'm thankful because I'm rich and you're not! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

I'm thankful for having Damien and the DDT.

You know what we're thankful for?

We don't have to fight each other!

Ooh, yeah! I am thankful that I am the only man worthy of being the Macho King. Ooh, yeah!

I'm thankful for the privilege of living here in the good ol U.S. of A. Tough guy!

I'm thankful, I've got the big Earthquake on my side!

What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving, is for my polka dots!

I'm thankful for the justice I serve!

I'm thankful for wrestlin', cuttin' and struttin'!

I'm thankful for my good looks.

I'm thankful for having the most ravishing body in the WWF.

I'm thankful because I hate Ricky Rude.

I am thankful for being the world's smartest man.

I'm thankful for being absolutely perfect!

Yeah! We're thankful for having sardine stuffing in our turkey tonight!

I'm thankful for spending Thanksgiving with all the members of the Heenan Family.

Thanksgiving is everyday but especially this day as the Warriors give me the intensity to deliver the power at Survivor Series, it is going to be a waaaaaaaaaar!!

We're underway, as the 4x4s have cleared the ring.

What do you expect? They run in the ring with boards.

No, they're 4x4s.

Yeah, boards, that's what I said.

No they're only two-by-fours.

Well, the Macho King, he had a scepter out there. He had a weapon, didn't he?

Come on, Monsoon, get serious for a change, will you? Do you condone for a minute them being allowed to bring boards in the ring with them?

That's just a symbol of their team.

Yeah.

You don't see them out there now, do you?

I got a bridge, Monsoon, that's for sale. You interested?

Now do you condone that, Gorilla?

Absolutely. After what they did? Yes!

You condone him coming in from behind...

Are you deaf, I said yes!

[cont'd] and hitting somebody with a foreign object. You're despicable, Gorilla!

Look at the big Z on the side of his head there. What's that, in case he gets lost or something?

No, it means Zeus, Gorilla. You know Zeus starts with Z.

Oh I understand that.

Then what'd you ask for?

See if you were paying attention, Jess.

[as Hogan and Demolition triple-team DiBiase] Now what do you call this, Monsoon?

It's called survival.

Oh, it's "survival" when your favorites do it; it's cheating when the other team does it.

I didn't say that.

Yes you did. Look at this, triple-teaming in the center of the ring. Now why won't the referee disqualify them?

It's the referee's prerogative.

Yeah, a little biased, if you ask me, Gorilla. I mean, he fires Zeus out of here right at the getgo and he's letting the Hulkamaniacs get away with murder.

Did Zeus not knock the referee down twice, Jess? You can't put your hands on the referee. I don't care whether you've got a Z on the side of your head or not, that's not legal. That'll cost you the match. And I don't know. If Zeus was still out there, I'd have my doubts.

Well if Zeus was still out there, Hogan wouldn't be.

He (Ted DiBiase) spat at him!(Hulk Hogan)

Spat at who?

At the champ. Well, what are you watching?! Aren't you paying attention?!

I'm watching knee drops right into the back. I'm not looking at where spit and sweat is flying.

Well pay attention!

How can you see spit and sweat fly when there's knees and elbows?

I might want to ask you a question later.

The Powers of Pain are big and they are strong and they know how to double-team.

There's evidence of it right there.

The Warlord caught Hogan. Hogan stumbling to the wrong corner, Gorilla.

Yeah, but where was the tag, Jess?

There wasn't one.

Oh, double clothesline by the champ. And the Powers of Pain are down. And Fuji's upset.

DiBiase and Roberts outside the ring. Hogan is getting double-teamed unmercifully here. Oh! Spike Piledriver...it's over!

Oh, Spike Piledriver nails the champ.

Hogan ain't gonna get up--

(in background) The Powers of Pain, have been disqualified

Oh, the referee saw that...he's disqualifying someone.

WHAT?! I can't believe it! He's saving Hogan again?! Not once! No, twice Hogan's gonna get saved in this match!

Referee may have just disqualified both members of the Powers of Pain.

Aw...this makes me sick, Monsoon! He disqualifies Zeus 'cause he beats up Hogan, now they disqualify the Powers of Pain because they beat up Hogan too!

No, He disqualified Zeus because Zeus manhandled the referee, and these two guys got caught in a deliberate double-team effort.