Harry Spangler quotes from Supernatural

Harry

[to Sam and Dean] Who made you guys recurring guest stars?

Ed Zeddmore

This stuff right here — this is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. With girls, okay? Be brave. Okay, WWBD. What would Buffy do? Huh?

Harry Spangler

What would Buffy do? I don't know, but, Ed, she's stronger than me.

Ed

We know you've had it hard during the crippling writer's strike.

Harry

Lazy fat cats!

Ed

Who needs writers when you've got guys like us?

Dean

Crap. Crap. Taxidermy, 'kay. You said Daggett was a hospital janitor?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

Eww. We got three toe tags here. One, death by gunshots, train accident, and suicide.

Sam

Eww.

Harry

What?

Sam

Well that explains why all the death echoes are here.

Sam

They're here because their bodies are here... Somewhere in the house.

Dean

Daggett brought the remains home from the morgue to "play".

[After a pause] Eww!

Oh, that's nasty, dude.

Charlie

Dick Roman gave me an assignment

Harry

Is that good?

Charlie

It means the Eye of Sauron is on me.

Harry

Well, if you need anything I'll be back in the Shire.

Harry

[sarcastically] Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.

Ed

Says nobody.

Harry

Ever.

Harry

And -- and quit raining on my rainbow.

Ed

Rainbows can't happen without rain.

Harry

Don't try to use science with me.

Ed

It's Scooby-Doo time, douche bag. Take off the mask. I know you're not Thinman. You're just a "me-me".

Harry

Ed, it's pronounced meme.

Ed

It's spelled m-e-m-e, though.

Harry

The second "e" is silent. Yeah.

Ed

You're a me-me ... a-a man-meme, and I invented you.