Ed Zeddmore quotes from Supernatural

Ed

And here we were thinking that, you know, we were teaching you. And all this time you were teaching us about heart and about dedication and about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.

Ed

You roll with a guy so many years, you start to think he's always gonna be next to you. Like, when you're old and you're drinking on the porch, he'll be in that other rocking chair. And then something happens, and you realize that other chair has gone empty.

Ed Zeddmore

This stuff right here — this is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. With girls, okay? Be brave. Okay, WWBD. What would Buffy do? Huh?

Harry Spangler

What would Buffy do? I don't know, but, Ed, she's stronger than me.

Ed

We know you've had it hard during the crippling writer's strike.

Harry

Lazy fat cats!

Ed

Who needs writers when you've got guys like us?

Dean

Crap. Crap. Taxidermy, 'kay. You said Daggett was a hospital janitor?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

Eww. We got three toe tags here. One, death by gunshots, train accident, and suicide.

Sam

Eww.

Harry

What?

Sam

Well that explains why all the death echoes are here.

Sam

They're here because their bodies are here... Somewhere in the house.

Dean

Daggett brought the remains home from the morgue to "play".

[After a pause] Eww!

Oh, that's nasty, dude.

Dean

Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.

Ed

Inside your duffel bag?

Dean

In the salt, you idiot!

Sam

Can you describe her assailant?

Oh, he was a vampire.

Dean

Okay, right. And by that you mean...

Ed

You know, a vampire.

Dean

Uh-huh. So, he looked like--

Ed

He looked like a vampire! You know with the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thingy on the ribbon.

Harry

[sarcastically] Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.

Ed

Says nobody.

Harry

Ever.

Harry

And -- and quit raining on my rainbow.

Ed

Rainbows can't happen without rain.

Harry

Don't try to use science with me.

Ed

It's Scooby-Doo time, douche bag. Take off the mask. I know you're not Thinman. You're just a "me-me".

Harry

Ed, it's pronounced meme.

Ed

It's spelled m-e-m-e, though.

Harry

The second "e" is silent. Yeah.

Ed

You're a me-me ... a-a man-meme, and I invented you.