Meg and John in “Unfinished Business”

Meg

John, you made it. Too bad, really. I was hoping to kill more of your friends.

John

Sorry to disappoint.

Meg

I can see where your boys get their good looks. But I must admit, considering what they say about you, I thought you'd be...taller. [John says nothing] Well, aren't you the chatty one? You wanna get to business? Fine. Why don't you hand over the gun?

John

If I give you the gun, how do I get out of here?

Meg

Well, if you're as good as they say you are, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

John

Maybe I'll just shoot you.

Meg

You wanna shoot me, baby? Go ahead. It won't end anything. There's more where I came from.

Meg

You're dead, John. Your boys are dead.

John

I never used the gun, how could I know it wouldn't work?

Meg

I am so not in the mood for this, I've just been shot!

John

Well then, I guess you're lucky the gun wasn't real.

Meg

That's funny, John. We're gonna strip the skin from your bones, but that was funny.