Lucifer quotes from Supernatural

Sam

[to Marin; Lucifer blows through the salt circle] You're gonna have to do this on your own. It's okay. I'm okay. I'm just having a little...

Lucifer

Brown acid moment.

Sam

...dizzy thing. It'll pass.

Lucifer

Definitely. When your heart stops.

Lucifer

My old friend, Crowley.

Crowley

A mere acolyte, carrying your torch.

Lucifer

You’re too kind... to yourself.

Lucifer

Now that sis is here, God’s not the only circus in town.

Sam

Is she equal to Him in power?

Lucifer

Raw power? Sure. But she’s got none of the experience. God is a master strategist. That’s why you’re here.

Sam

And why is that?

Lucifer

Oh, because God needs me to help put the cat back in the bag. He can’t do it by Himself. Seen that movie.

Lucifer

I have to say, you’re extraordinarily calm given the circumstances.

Sam

Well, it’s pretty much exactly how God told me it was going to be. Guess I just have to go with it and play my hand.

Lucifer

Well, that would make so much sense if it was God that was doing the talking. You see Sam, when The Darkness descended, the impact on Hell was massive. The Cage was damaged. Through the fissures I was able to reach out. It wasn’t God inside your head, Sam. It was me. So you see, he’s not with you. He’s never been with you. It was always. Just. Me.

Lucifer

Sam, have I ever told you how much I respect you?

Sam

What?

Lucifer

Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't like you. I never liked you. You're... you're sort of prissy. But in this moment, when you stood toe to toe with me and won, I gotta say: you had balls, kid.

Lucifer

Last words?

Castiel

Can you really beat her?

Lucifer

I can.

Castiel

Then, yes. [Lucifer possesses Castiel's vessel]

Ah, sir. Would you like to hear the latest soul numbers?

No, because I don't care.

How about an update on Amara?

Well the update is... well... that there is no update.

Lucifer

But it's an act. I broke you, but um... yep, I can still smell it: you've got that delectable little whiff of defiance. You're just playing, huh? Waiting for your moment to retake the throne? Am I right?

Crowley

Yes, sir.

Lucifer

Well, then. Tell me, once and future King of Hell: you've been watching my role. What treasonous thoughts do you have brewing in that little head of yours, huh?

Lucifer

What are you really thinking? Hmmm?

Crowley

The truth, sir?

Lucifer

Yeah.

Crowley

You're not strong enough. You had your weapons delivered, you realize they won't be enough. If you thought you could beat Amara you'd be taking the fight to her! Right now!

Lucifer

You're a clever little doggy. You're right; at the moment, I may be a bit under-equipped. Maybe defeating Amara was a bit more of a team effort than I led certain people to believe. All that said, I'm still your Master. Did I let you out of that kennel too soon?

Chuck

I am sorry that you feel that I betrayed you. That I acted without cause. I'm sorry that you can't see you gave me no choice. I'm good.

Lucifer

You heard that, right?

Sam

We all know that you are God, um, but... Maybe could you be a little less Lordly?

Chuck

But I am... I'm the Lord.

Lucifer

Wow. There he goes.

Chuck

I did what I had to do! To create the world, I had to to lock Amara away! And when the Mark corrupted you and I saw that you posed a threat to humankind, I did the same with you.

Lucifer

No, you betrayed me! You gave me the Mark to lock her away and when it changed me -- when it did what the Mark inevitably does -- you threw me away.

Chuck

No, son. The Mark-- You always cast a jaundiced glance at humans. The Mark didn't change you. It just made you more of what you already were.

Lucifer

What I was, was your son. Your child!

Chuck

Why should I put you first, above all others?

Lucifer

[to the Winchesters] You have any idea what it's like to argue with your father when your father is God? [to Chuck] Everything is a tautology with you! Everything is "because I told you so". Everything's "it had to be done"!

Dean

Pretty sure that's all fathers.

Lucifer

Okay. Fine. Big picture, as God? You did what you had to do. But little picture? You sucked at being a dad.

Chuck

Okay, maybe I didn't handle everything perfectly. But tell me: Could I have kept humankind safe with you on the board? I know about your little bid to replace me with the angels. Okay, new God? What would you have done about you?

Lucifer

That is not the point!

Sam

I can't believe I'm actually about to say this but, um... Lucifer is right. All he wants is an apology and you're too concerned about being right to give him one. But apologies aren't always about being right; sometimes, they're just about apologizing.

Dean

Yeah, and the great thing about apologies is, you don't have to mean 'em! Y'know, I lie and tell Sam I'm sorry all the time. [to Sam] Sorry. [to Chuck and Lucifer] See? That's...

Chuck

Okay, enough from the peanut gallery! [Chuck teleports the Winchesters upstairs.] What? What would you have done?

Lucifer

It doesn't matter. You were my father and you forsook me.

Chuck

I did. I was supposed to love all creation equally. I wasn't supposed to have favorites. You... You were mine. I gave you the Mark because I loved you the most. Because I thought you were strong enough to bear it. And when I saw that I was wrong... And watched my choice devour my most cherished son... I hated myself. And so, I punished you. And I am so sorry.